Taylor Swift’s Cat Does Not Want To Be Part Of Her #Squad

Oh, you thought that SNL Sketch about the entire world joining the #SwiftieSquad was a joke? NOPE. Saturday Night Live just predicted the future.

Luckily, there’s at least one holdout. One rebel on the inside. And it’s… Taylor Swift‘s cat.

Meredith is allergic to joy.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Look, clearly the cat would rather be anywhere else. This proves that holding out is possible – that you don’t HAVE to give into taylor’s charm. Even if you live in her house. EVEN if you have to depend on her for your daily servings of cat chow. You can resist the pull of indoctrination. You don’t have to have #SquadGoals!


But if you have them, go for it. I gave in AGES ago. Check out Tay’s latest tracks on Today’s Hits!

This 72yo Granny Is All Of Us At A Taylor Swift Concert

Listen, I know it’s only Tuesday, but this might be the cutest thing you see all week. Over the weekend, 3 generations of ladies went to see Taylor Swift at the Nashville stop of her 1989 World Tour.

The tickets were purchased a year in advance, not even knowing about special guests. My mom has had a lifelong dream of going to a Stones concert, but due to a serious health issue this past year she missed their tour. It was upsetting to her and a big disappointment.

She flew to Nashville 2 days in advance to rest up for the big night, we had floor tickets and so she was on her feet much of the time.

Needless to say, when Mick came out it was like he walked on stage just for her.

So we know Grandma is into both Taylor and The Stones. But does her Granddaughter even know who Mick Jagger is?

She did not and was confused why grandma was going crazy. But we’ve been sharing the Stones with her and she “likes how they dance”.

Granny did get control of herself in time to enjoy the performance in this second video where she’s clapping and singing along.

Taylor saw the videos too, and got to give herself a nice pat on the back

So now we know why Taylor has been bringing all of these older guests up on stage with her – she’s trying to lock down that key Grandma demographic. Gotta love Tay, always thinking about how to make the brand bigger.


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If You Get Lost In A Taylor Swift Corn Maze, Will It Be More/Less Terrifying Than A Regular Corn Maze?

swiftie farm

Source: Rollingstone

The last time I was in a corn maze it was the middle of the day and I was truly at the sweaty panic stage because I was so lost. Fortunately I did find my way out after saying F it and cutting thru rows you weren’t supposed to only to be greeted by kids who thought I was a complete weirdo. So if you do happen to hit up Summers Farm in Frederick, Md, and you reach the sweaty panic lost stage either sing your favorite Taylor song loudly until someone finds you or look all “Blank Space” crazy when you crash down corn walls.


Knit Taylor Swift A Sweater Featuring A Picture Of Herself And Become Her “Everything.”

Someone knitted this sweater for me of a Polaroid of myself and gave it to my mom tonight at the show. It has very quickly become my everything. Thank you, mysterious knitter.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Source: Jezebel

When was the last time someone invested 8 MONTHS into making something for you? besides a baby?? I can confidently say “never” but I’m not Taylor Swift. Check out the backstory here

One can only hope two things, 1. Taylor hires Jadda, “The Mysterious Knitter” to work for her fashion line, LEI and 2. That we all will one day find one person to love/adore/cherish us as much as Swifties love/adore/cherish Taylor.

Taylor Swift Never Would Have Posted This

What’s worse than spending a week pelted by dust and wind and surrounded by EDM fans that haven’t showered the entire time? Knowing you might be there with celebrities who are trying to “discover themselves”.

Enter Katy Perry.

katy perry i got this

In a thoroughly un-Taylor move, Katy posted a video of herself, um… trying to fit in at the fest. And failing.

obvious first time burner alert

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on

Of course, maybe I’m giving Katy too hard of a time. There’s a certain charm in being willing to show yourself at less than your best. And as far as Taylor goes… well, remember this?

Important lessons from today: 1) Sheep are impossible to reason with. 2) Sheep are rude.

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

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Taylor’s Wildest Dreams

Taylor Swift was like the calm in the eye of the storm that was last night’s MTV VMAs. Sure, she wore an outfit that, had the top been slightly longer, my jewish grandma would go nuts over…


But she also won Video of The Year for Blank Space, she presented Kanye with his Video Vanguard Award with poise and a little bit of self effacing humor, AND she premiered a brand new video.

Like what you hear? Check out more brand new music as soon as it drops on Slacker’s New Pop First!

Taylor Swift Recruits Beck To Create A Hot Awkward Duo Dance Move.

Source: AV Club

Taylor is a consumate professional. A calclated business woman who recently owned/branded one of her gauche dance moves, “The Mom-Croon”…so one can only assume that the asynchronous swivel motion at the :22 mark was probably planned and there wasn’t a lot of eye contact between Beck and Taylor so you know it was well-rehearsed. So what to name it?

The Swivel Pointer?
The Suave Swivel?
The Round and Round Get Down?

Btw, I can’t fault Swifties for fangirling because I’m definitely a “Vinnie”. The way Annie/St. Vincent shreds and struts?!?!


Take Your Dance Battle Next Level With The Mom-Croon.

We all dream about accepting a spontaneous dance battle challenge and blowing everyone’s mind with some slick moves like Chubs & Blaq Knight.

Just know when it does happen, you’ve got a brand new weapon to bust out thx to Taylor Swift…

It’s called “The Mom-Croon.”


Taylor took to Tumblr to explain, “The Mom-Croon – (noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Used in a sentence: “Oh look, Taylor’s being embarrassing again– just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.”*

Aw yisssss. Bring it ON.

Oh and don’t forget to keep Party Hits locked, cocked, loaded, it’s my dance battle station of choice :)

Good luck and lets go get ’em!


**I’m going to assume you can Mom-Croon with or without tears…preferably without.

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