Is The Next Viral Hit About Charlie Puth’s “Dick Move”?

What do you do if you get stood up by a celebrity – especially one you thought you had a connection with? Do you just let it go? Or do you write the revenge track that could be your key to viral fame?

For Berklee College of Music student Noa Vlessing, it’s the latter. She claims she connected with Charlie Puth through the dating app Bumble – that they spoke on the phone & that he invited her over to his place for what he called “low key chill”. She even says she talked to him on her way over. But once she got there, no Charlie. His manager (his manager hangs around acting as his butler?) supposedly said he’d be right down, but Charlie never showed up. And he went silent, stopped answering his phone.

So, she wrote this amazing response, called “Oh Charlie”. On Youtube, she explained:

What an uneasy feeling it is when someone makes you feel so unimportant- especially if this person has some level of fame… and thinks it’s OK to treat those “without a name” as if their time is worth less. A simple “I can’t make it anymore”, a “don’t bother waiting” text, or an “I’m so sorry” would do.

But because you were unable to offer me even the most normal of courtesies, here’s a song I wrote for you- about this #dickmove

Pretty impressive, right? As of this blog post she’s got just shy of 13,000 views, but I have a feeling that could start to grow. Give her some love – you can even download the track here.

As for Charlie… well, he’s not speaking up to defend himself yet. But you can check out what’s happening with his latest track on this week’s Slacker Top 40! (Hint: it’s called “We Don’t Talk Anymore. Maybe that’s a clue.)

The Superstar Packed Trolls Trailer Is Here!

The official trailer for the upcoming Trolls movie dropped this week, featuring the voices of Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick as the tiny lead characters.

Other featured voices include Gwen Stefani, Zooey Deschanel, James Corden, Russell Brand, Icona Pop, Ron Funches and Kunal Nayaar. Buuuuuuut we have to wait until November 4th to see it in theatres. That’s also election week, so keep in mind, we all might need some cheering up at that point.

Until then, you can check out Justin’s theme from the flick – Can’t Stop The Feeling joins the top 5 on this week’s Slacker Top 40!

Rihanna’s Most Shocking Look Yet

Seems like Rihanna isn’t just creating art with her music – she’s also inspiring it. Don’t believe me? Just check out the giant, headless cutout of Ri that’s on display at The Berlin Biennale For Contemporary Art.

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Sooooo… arty.

The work is from Columbian artist Juan Sebastian Pelaez, who has been making waves since 2014 with his unusual offerings. This is the artist’s first piece to be unveiled from his latest collection, and is titled Ewaipanoma (Rihanna). But Rihanna isn’t the only celeb getting decapitated for art.

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The 2015 Miss Universe Pageant

“Ewaipanoma” is the name of a mythical race of headless humanoids supposedly discovered by English explorer Walter Raleigh in Venezuela at the end of the 16th century. Berlin Biennale’s website notes that Peláez’s work features “upright, oversize photo-cutouts of headless human bodies—captured in athletic positions, sporting bikini swimwear, or posing in the limelight in glitzy, bling gowns—with faces surreally integrated into their chests. Both the bodies and faces are sourced from pop queens and soccer stars from the Caribbean or Latin America.”

What do you think? Creepy or cool? No comment so far from Ri-Ri herself, but I imagine her response looks something like this.

Listen to Rihanna – head included – on this week’s Slacker Top 40!

A Little Worried About JLo

So Jennifer Lopez gave us a preview of a new song on Instagram this week… but I’m a little worried, because it seems like she doesn’t really know the words?

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Could be because she didn’t write it, Meghan Trainor did. But girl, you’ve got to practice your lip sync a little before you put it out there in public.

Check out more of the best new music on the weekly Slacker Top 40 Countdown!