While We Work Through Our Cycle Of Superbowl Grief, Let’s Celebrate Lady Gaga And Our Favorite Pop Commercial Cameos.

“This Land Is Your Land”, a leap into a Superbowl stadium, choreographed fans and even a shout out to mom and dad.

Overall, the commercials were good right? I didn’t see any talking babies/animals which is a definite improvement and there were pop stars a plenty!

Timberlake and Walken.

Snoop and Martha

DJ Khaled

Bieber

I got a tweet that said “Gaga sucks”. I still don’t know why “sucks” is used as a negative adjective considering it’s popularity as a verb.

Respectful, layered and fun. It’s the Superbowl folks and some of us don’t have the energy to read about another media firestorm.

See A Sneak Peak Of Rap Royalty ‘Simpsonized’ And Notice How Much Snoop Already Looked Like A Simpson.

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“The Great Phatsby”, a hip hop homage to The Great Gatsby stars RZA, Snoop, Common and more.

Producers say it will be like a “two part rap album” and it will air next month.

I can’t seem to find an exact date so I will just keep reminding you until I find out because I’m a little too excited.

 

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Snoop Dogg Probably Won’t See “Sausage Party” Thanks To Jimmy Kimmel.

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You know the old saying hot dogs are made with “lips and a**holes”? You’ve heard that right? I don’t think any of us believed the process of making weiners was pretty however I’m not sure Snoop got the memo.

If you too felt betrayed, check out this list of worldly cuisine. Those dishes make a hot dog look like an avocado.

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Consequently, the new Seth Rogen movie Sausage Party might be out.

Snoop Dogg Just Raised The Bar For Retirement Parties.

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Super Laker Fanboy/Rapper Snoop Dogg hooked up a custom Laker-themed convertible for Kobe Bryant’s 20yr retirement. Which is incredible. Who would do that for you? However, doesn’t that seem a little over the top? Snoop did make sure his picture was the largest on the hood of that car and as far as I know, Snoop never played for The Lakers.

Ugh what if Snoop is to Kobe what Mel is to Jemaine and Bret?

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We may never know but that car certainly beats the retirement party norm of a spray centerpiece/cupcake in the breakroom.

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Snoop Dogg Reveals The Tragic Toll That Marijuana Has Taken On His Pitching Arm.

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This begs for a drug PSA…how about something like this:

“Sure Snoop Dogg can score song hits and bong hits but pretty soon Snoop is gonna strike out!”

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“NOW PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…..CAMEOCHELLA!”

If you aren’t at Coachella either, it appears we are missing a continuation of Taylor Swift’s 1989 tour the euphoria of realizing the artist you are “WOOO”ing for is going to bring out a massive surprise guest only to make you WOOO even louder!

You are also missing fashion styles from a bag of clothes you donated to Goodwill sometime between 2001-05.

NWA/SNOOP.

KESHA/ZEDD.

CALVIN HARRIS/RIHANNA.

ASAP ROCKY/KANYE WEST. Who learned a very valuable lesson on why you can’t be late for your set.

As you may have heard on Music News, just because we’re not at Coachella doesn’t mean we can’t play along!

How to play “Cameochella”:

  • Shout “NOW PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR….”
  • Spontaneously play an artist of your choice preferably at inopportune moments ie: business meeting, study group, wake, quiet carpool, etc.
  • Bonus points for jumping on someone’s shoulders and or pretending to crowdsurf.

Ps – This game is trademarked by me so don’t even think about it.

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Snoop Narrates A Squirrel Vs. Snake Street Fight Because Dreams Really Do Come True.

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1. My only critique? Get rid of the laugh track. Listen to Snoop on 90s Hip Hop instead.

2. Don’t ever start a street fight with a squirrel. Just don’t.

Snoop Shows Off A Huge Heart And A New Turkey Trot With A Hometown Holiday Hook Up.

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Watch out James Butts, Snoop Dogg may have “Mayor” on lock.

For the second year in a row, Snoop spread the love and the turkeys to Inglewood families in need of a little help this holiday…1500 turkeys to be exact. He reportedly took pictures with 800 people and I’m sure there is more than one of the local “beautiful senior ladies” with a big crush.

What a guy. Love it.

Meanwhile, he gifted the rest of us with the Gobble Gobble Get Down.

Awww yisssss.

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