How To Steal A Show When You’re Armed With Nothing But Dance Moves.

Source: Uproxx

Let me introduce you to your Monday moment of zen.

LCD Soundsystem performed a new song on Saturday Night Live but the song was no match for the guy dancing in the background. Uproxx says he’s the keyboardist but isn’t Nancy the keyboard player? and when you look closely I’m not sure if he’s even playing anything? That switchboard isn’t an instrument is it? Bigger question, was he hammin’ it up or are those his genuine moves?

Lastly, is LCD’s Dance Man worthy of This Hall of Showstoppers?

Wil Ferrell on Cowbell (obvi)

The Korean Drummer <3

“The Mad Drummer”

and the “Shadow Artist” who performed for the Portland, ME City Council…

LCD Dance Man is all of us, us vs. mondays, us vs. life….us vs them. (see what I did there)

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Screw Mars, We Need A Time-Machine For This Prince Party.

After the passing of Prince, it is quite obvious that time machines are far more important than all this “Get the hell off earth before it blows, Mission to Mars” crap. As I have said numerous times, WE WILL ONLY USE IT FOR MUSIC.

Just imagine what it will be like when we teleport to this party.

Then we can take a short trip to see this guitar solo at The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame. We can even time at 3:25 so we’re not gone long.

BTW YOU KNOW PRINCE ALREADY HAD A TIME MACHINE AND HE’S PROBABLY AT A JIMI HENDRIX/JAMES BROWN SHOW RIGHT NOW SO DON’T TELL ME IT ISN’T POSSIBLE.

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Drake Knows When That Hora Bling, Crashes Bat Mitzvah Like A Mensch.

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For those of you with an upcoming Bar/Bat Mitzvah, deep breath…Don’t feel like you have to one up this for your friends to have a good time. My best friend’s Bat Mitzvah was great because we made up a dance to Grandmaster Flash White Lines, a song about cocaine, in front of her entire family and I made out with one of her cousins. You don’t need Drake. Promise. xo

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If you’ve never seen Drake on SNL reminiscing about his own Bar Mitzvah, click here. Hilarious.

Taylor Swift’s Cat Does Not Want To Be Part Of Her #Squad

Oh, you thought that SNL Sketch about the entire world joining the #SwiftieSquad was a joke? NOPE. Saturday Night Live just predicted the future.

Luckily, there’s at least one holdout. One rebel on the inside. And it’s… Taylor Swift‘s cat.

Meredith is allergic to joy.

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Look, clearly the cat would rather be anywhere else. This proves that holding out is possible – that you don’t HAVE to give into Taylor’s charm. Even if you live in her house. EVEN if you have to depend on her for your daily servings of cat chow. You can resist the pull of indoctrination. You don’t have to have #SquadGoals!

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But if you have them, go for it. I gave in AGES ago. Check out Tay’s latest tracks on Today’s Hits!

What To Do If You Liked Miley Cyrus On SNL?? Don’t Panic, Deep Breath And ‘BE GARY.’

You might be questioning yourself after watching Miley on SNL…You thought The Millennials bit was funny and you were pleasantly surprised by The Flaming Lips collab!

But  you know people like “Charles” and “Clone Charlie”…well you don’t know them know them but they follow you…what are you gonna say if they confront you via post/tweet??

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The struggle is real.

First of all, it’s okay to say you liked something! Even when everyone else doesn’t. No really! Charles and Charlie are just projecting their own unhappiness in their own lives.  Who wants to go through the process of commenting in a comment section anyways?? and to think of how long Charles and Charlie probably took writing their comments? That’s depressing in itself…not to mention Charlie doesn’t even know how to spell awful :/

but then you notice Gary’s comment and you’re like, “HELL YEAH GARY! YOU ARE THE MAN.”

The Twinkle Song WAS pretty…and Sure Miley could have brought out her model Bffs but NO she brought out photos of her dearly departed pets…

So when in doubt, BE GARY.