It’s true. He’s gone from purity rings to petty theft. And what is he stealing? Giant cardboard cutouts of other celebrities. It all started with this life sized Lady Gaga.
See, Joe and the rest of his band, DNCE, have been traveling around the country on a promo tour. And at each stop, or whenever they can get their hands on them, they’ve been picking up the cutouts and using them in shows. They’re even asking fans to bring them as their concert dates.
IF ANYONE BRINGS LIFE-SIZE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS OF RANDOM CELEBRITIES TO THE SHOWS, WE WILL USE THEM ON STAGE #TheGreatestTourEverTour
— DNCE (@DNCE) November 11, 2015
So who have they collected so far? Let’s check it out. There’s Adam Levine.
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A Modern Family… family.
And this giant image of Britney Spears. Tbh, I don’t really want to count this one since it isn’t a life-sized cutout, but DNCE beggars can’t be choosers, I guess.
They even scored this awkward lineup.
I can’t wait to see their collection grow. But it’s slow going, with Joe explaining:
“We probably have collected about 10 and six have survived. There’s been a couple casualties. They like to crowd surf. The fans at shows like to take them home… The arms, heads, whatever they can get. Kids are actually bringing them to the shows now so we encourage it. We got Edward Cullen last night.
And if, for whatever reason, you happen to have one of these giant cutouts of Shaquille O’Neal? DNCE will take him off your hands, no questions asked. They’ve been looking for him everywhere.
Check out DNCE’s new song Cake By The Ocean over on Today’s Hits!