James Corden Reminds Us That You Never Want To Be The Backstage Superfan.

You’ve never been this awkward and obnoxious… have you?

Nah.

Pretty Much Everyone Thinks Radiohead’s James Bond Theme Song Is Better Than Sam Smith’s And Now It’s Awkward.

Source: Flavorwire

So now we find out Radiohead composed a theme song for Spectre and director Sam Mendes decided to pass.

I don’t know how you turn down Radiohead but okay…no offense to Sam Smith obviously… it’s just, ya know, Radiohead. Sam has to be thinking the same thing. Especially now that a fan put the music to the opening sequence.

Let’s go back and listen to 007 Radio *shameless plug* and daydream about what could have been.

Joe Jonas Has Turned To A Life Of Crime

It’s true. He’s gone from purity rings to petty theft. And what is he stealing? Giant cardboard cutouts of other celebrities. It all started with this life sized Lady Gaga.

WTF IS UP ARIZONA?!

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See, Joe and the rest of his band, DNCE, have been traveling around the country on a promo tour. And at each stop, or whenever they can get their hands on them, they’ve been picking up the cutouts and using them in shows. They’re even asking fans to bring them as their concert dates.

So who have they collected so far? Let’s check it out. There’s Adam Levine.

Hey @q100atlanta we took @adamlevine ✔️

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This three-fer, with Sam Smith, Luke Bryan and Justin Timberlake.

A Modern Family… family.

but why and how ? #greatesttourevertour @dnce

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And this giant image of Britney Spears. Tbh, I don’t really want to count this one since it isn’t a life-sized cutout, but DNCE beggars can’t be choosers, I guess.

Takin @britneyspears for a trip out on the town #itsbritneybitch

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They even scored this awkward lineup.

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I can’t wait to see their collection grow. But it’s slow going, with Joe explaining:

“We probably have collected about 10 and six have survived. There’s been a couple casualties. They like to crowd surf. The fans at shows like to take them home… The arms, heads, whatever they can get. Kids are actually bringing them to the shows now so we encourage it. We got Edward Cullen last night.

And if, for whatever reason, you happen to have one of these giant cutouts of Shaquille O’Neal? DNCE will take him off your hands, no questions asked. They’ve been looking for him everywhere.

Check out DNCE’s new song Cake By The Ocean over on Today’s Hits!

007 Radio: Shaken Not Stirred.

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Source: Wired

In celebration of the latest James Bond installment, Spectre, and the legacy of the world’s sexiest spy, we give you 007 Radio!

I’m your host, Red…not only does this station cover all of the theme songs but you’ll get top secret facts about the artists, the actors, the gadgets, the girls and more.

So throw on a tux, grab a martini, click here and let’s go.

Sam Smith Smoulders In Front Of Weird Shaped Rocks, Stairs, Coffins

Sam Smith doubles down on his falsetto skills in the new video for Writing’s On The Wall, and it’s impressive.

The song is dramatic in the way only a Bond theme can be. But some critics are calling it boring – what do you think?

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Hear more from Sam on Slacker’s 80’s, 90’s & Today station!

Sam Smith Is Such A Liar

Seems like you just can’t trust pop stars these days. First Ed Sheeran played that trick on us where he got a tattoo/no he didn’t/oh wait he actually did. Now Sam Smith is coming clean about something he’s been lying about for ages… It turns out he IS singing the new Bond Theme.

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As recently as last week, Sam told the BBC “That’s not me. That’s definitely not me” when asked about the mystery behind who would take on the next bond theme. But as of early this morning, he changed his tune, sharing this series of tweets:

Some media outlets are calling this “playing coy” or “misdirection”, but let’s be honest. Back in July he said “People seem to think I’m doing it but I have no idea what’s going on. I’m being deadly serious. I think I would know by now,” adding –
“I heard Ellie Goulding was going to do it.”

Guilty conscience, Sam?

Guilty conscience, Sam?

SAM SMITH YOU ARE A LIAR.

But a golden-voiced liar, so I guess we can let this one slide.

Get ready for Spectre with some Classic Bond Themes on Slacker!