Normally the Coachella lineup is released and you daydream about going….then
Bryce a few friends will pick it apart saying why the lineup sucks…and as negative as that sounds, it’s actually a coping skill. Hating on Coachella snaps you out of actually wanting to go because realistically you know it will sell out before you ever had a shot. Why? BECAUSE BOTS. No really. Click here for a sobering read about ticket brokers/bots and how they happily devour your ticket dreams.
This year is slightly more depressing because the lineup is so damn good…and you know Beyonce wants you to be there!
So give it a shot, why not??
Someone has to get those tickets in the .03 window right??
Good luck…and if you see someone on the side of the road hitchin’ to the desert Shirley Temple-style, it’s me. So pull over.