Emojis Omitted From This Convo :(

You know how sometimes, when you’re at work during the day, you hit up your friends on IM to talk about the weekend? I do that too, and my conversations are with my fellow Slacker host, Red.

Parker: You know, Miley is hosting the VMA’s this weekend. And suddenly there is this “beef” with Taylor Swift, the biggest artist IN THE WORLD.
Parker: But I’m sure that’s legit, right?
Red: Gotta have a beef to make sure people tune in.
Red: So what’s gonna happen?
Parker: Taylor isn’t exactly participating so far, but I’d like to see her just really slam Miley somehow
Parker: Remember how Miley sang Wrecking Ball in front of that giant cat picture one time?
Parker: What if Taylor sang Bad Blood in front of a giant, weeping Miley .gif?
Red: I also remember Miley’s expression while T performed at last year’s VMAs
Parker: Oh yeah. This one?


Red: or just a big sign that says “EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE”
Parker: I mean, the whole purpose of this (I assume) is to get people talking about Miley. So what is she going to do? What’s going to be the “twerking with robin thicke” moment this year?
Red: Grinding is so 2014. I’d like to see a battle btwn Miley’s tongue and Taylor’s belly button. they both wield powers unknown. something with lazers. PEW PEW PEW
Parker: Wow. Yeah. I’ll be trying to wipe that mental image out of my mind for the rest of the day, thanks.
Red: You’re welcome


Red and I will have lots of thoughts about the VMAs when they happen Sunday night – we’re livetweeting from two coasts and want you to join us! Follow @ParkerOnSlacker and talk to me during the East Coast feed, or @RedOnSlacker if you’re watching from the West Coast.