Grab Your Sunga Gatos! It’s Time To Rock In Rio.

Live x Live has got your ticket to one of the hottest music festivals in the world.

Click here for a live stream with a view that definitely beats the angle you would get standing 100 rows back behind the hairy shirtless guy.

You’ll see Maroon 5, Justin Timberlake, Alicia Keys, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers and more!

Just check the lineup, hit the live stream and drink up the music like a Brazilian avocado smoothie.

*One catch, gotta do the double cheek kiss all weekend long…because Rio.

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Creepy Stalker Adam Levine Expecting Baby Girl

OK, maybe it’s NOT fair to label Adam a creepy stalker just because he made a video where he plays a creepy stalker (plus makes out with his wife in a literal blood bath.)

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But I do have high hopes that the way Adam thinks about women will change a bit once he has a daughter of his own – this seems to happen to a lot of men. Remember when he said this to Details Magazine?

There are two kinds of men. There are men who are f**king misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.

Riiiiiiiiight.

But, creepy or not, sources say he and wife Behati Prinsloo are expecting a baby girl – and Behati hasn’t been shy with her pregnancy snaps on Instagram.

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So far so good

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Sounds like Adam can’t wait to be a dad. When E! News asked him how many kids he’d like to have, he responded “Like 17. Is that reasonable?” Proving he still has a ways to go with understanding women.

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