Did Justin Timberlake Get “Slapped” Or “Caressed” By This Golf Groupie?

Source: TMZ

Justin was playing in this Celeb Golf Tournament in Tahoe, when this hand reached out from the crowd and touched him!

Most news outlets are saying “slap” but I don’t think “slap” qualifies. Maybe they are describing it that way because it sounds more offensive/dramatic…however there should be no shame in saying you were traumatized by getting caressed JT! Read the details here.

Lesson learned: As much as you want to touch someone, probably best to keep your hands to yourself. My mom used to make me put my hands behind my back in retail stores for that exact reason :/

Makes You Wonder If Taylor Swift Will Trademark “New Lady” too.

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Source: Uproxx

This is an interesting turn of events…remember how Calvin Harris was seen leaving a massage parlor not too long ago? Well now it appears Taylor is moonlighting as a masseuse in Dubai.

or at least that’s what this promo card would have you believe.

Although it’s not cool to use a celebrity image especially for a handsy service, I actually feel kinda sorry for Magic Touch…anyone oblivious enough to use a celebrity image for a business probably doesn’t realize the legal wrath of Taylor’s legal squad.

Something tells me this won’t have a happy ending.

HeyO. Get it? Massage parlor? Happy “ending”??….forget it :/

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