This Katy Perry Fan Will Never Wash Face, Arms, Hands, Self, Again.

Source: MTV

Katy clearly made this Katycat’s night! And I love how she was so cool about it.

Although “Rayane” may seem super handsy to America’s standards, aren’t Portuguese people more affectionate as a culture?? Maybe this is their version of a handshake?

Remember that…Especially if you ever run into Cristiano Ronaldo and then you can use this as an excuse. You’re welcome :)


Shaq Is A KatyCat.

Source: TMZ

Shaq was hanging with Randall Park, the dude who played Kim Jong Un in The Interview and busted out a little impromptu Katy Perry. The weird thing is, if you close your eyes you can’t even tell the difference! At all. Not even kinda.

Obviously Katy will have to return the honor by covering one of Shaq’s classics.


If/When Please Let Damon Albarn Play Blondie In The Lifetime Biopic.

damon blondie

Source: NME

That shot was taken in ’91 but something tells me Damon could still pull it off.  Check out this collection of artists dressing up like other artists, ie: Adele, Pearl Jam, Metallica…it’s pretty great and maybe it’ll spawn a sweet costume with Halloween around the corner…or maybe even a great outfit for work next week. Why Not?

Ps – Katy Perry is a long shot for the role of Mr. Fahrenheit :/

katy perry mercury

Taylor Swift Never Would Have Posted This

What’s worse than spending a week pelted by dust and wind and surrounded by EDM fans that haven’t showered the entire time? Knowing you might be there with celebrities who are trying to “discover themselves”.

Enter Katy Perry.

katy perry i got this

In a thoroughly un-Taylor move, Katy posted a video of herself, um… trying to fit in at the fest. And failing.

obvious first time burner alert

A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on

Of course, maybe I’m giving Katy too hard of a time. There’s a certain charm in being willing to show yourself at less than your best. And as far as Taylor goes… well, remember this?

Important lessons from today: 1) Sheep are impossible to reason with. 2) Sheep are rude.

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

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