“NOW PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR…..CAMEOCHELLA!”

If you aren’t at Coachella either, it appears we are missing a continuation of Taylor Swift’s 1989 tour the euphoria of realizing the artist you are “WOOO”ing for is going to bring out a massive surprise guest only to make you WOOO even louder!

You are also missing fashion styles from a bag of clothes you donated to Goodwill sometime between 2001-05.

NWA/SNOOP.

KESHA/ZEDD.

CALVIN HARRIS/RIHANNA.

ASAP ROCKY/KANYE WEST. Who learned a very valuable lesson on why you can’t be late for your set.

As you may have heard on Music News, just because we’re not at Coachella doesn’t mean we can’t play along!

How to play “Cameochella”:

  • Shout “NOW PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR….”
  • Spontaneously play an artist of your choice preferably at inopportune moments ie: business meeting, study group, wake, quiet carpool, etc.
  • Bonus points for jumping on someone’s shoulders and or pretending to crowdsurf.

Ps – This game is trademarked by me so don’t even think about it.

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Kanye Gets Deep With Guys Usually Blamed For Trying To Torture/Kill Celebs. Thanks Them For Keeping Him “Alive”.

Source: Spin

Kanye gave back to the vehicle who helped create him/his in-laws with some curbside wisdom about hypocrisy, artistry and “truth” while his wife took advantage of their new baby’s nap schedule.

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Reddit Reveals Kanye West Is 50% More Influential/Tolerable When He Is Asleep.

So today we went baby shopping with @johnlegend & @chrissyteigen Kanye & North were a little too quiet. We found them passed out in the middle of the store #TheRealLifeOfPablo

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

Source: Mashable

While Kanye was probably dreaming of another duel with Picasso, Redditors pulled out the ceremonial sharpee known as Photoshop and the result is arguably more endearing than anything Kanye has said in months.

From movie studio logos:

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to new IKEA products:

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To Sad Keanu and Sleepy Ye.

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That’s just the beginning. Click here for more. 

 

Obama Endorses Kanye For President…Kind Of.

Source: Marketwatch

How hard is it to be president, honestly?? All you gotta do is figure out how to handle the budget, education, health care, military, environment, pro-lifers, pro-choicers, gun enthusiasts, anti-gun advocates, lobbyists, oil, Wall Street, Putin and North Korea…and throw a few parties.

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Oh! and Kim Kardashian can work on a “Take-Care-Of-Your-Selfie” campaign…or something.

I may have left a few things out but we still have time to get it all figured out. More importantly, let’s start decorating The White House.

The Cultural Icons Kanye West HASN’T Compared Himself To….Not Yet Anyway.

NME compiled an impressive list of all the cultural icons Kanye resembles…according to him.

You name it, he’s said it.

Steve Jobs, Shakespeare, Beethoven, God and many more. Check out the full list here.

Even Vanellope Von Schweetz!

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In fact I’m thinkin’ it may have been easier to make a list of the icons Kanye hasn’t compared himself to…

Leaving:

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but the day is young! Stay tuned.

Anyone Have A ‘Yeezy 2020’ Bumpersticker On Their Car Yet?

Source: Daily Beast

In the words of Joey Lawrence, Woah.

Kanye has a “Ready For Kanye” super PAC officially registered!

Either this is an elaborate scheme to point out just how the ridiculousness of political campaigns OR this campaign is really going to happen which will then point out the ridiculousness of political campaigns.

WAIT TIL THEY SEND OUT THE YEEZY ROBOCALLS.

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The Parent Who Complained About A Kanye-Decorated Classroom Reminds Us Why We Can’t Have Nice Things.

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Source: MTV

Regardless if you like/dislike Kanye West, how much would you pay to have had a teacher who decorated a classroom with something/anything other than one of these?

kitten poster

*No offense kitten poster fans 

Mr. Perez, a 4th grade teacher at McCabe Elementary School in Mendota, California went the extra mile with his Kanye-class but instead of celebrating his effort, a parent complained and administration took it down. Who does that? Probably the same parent who won’t let their kid go on field trips.

You can read the full story here.

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If you’d like to send a tweet of support to Mr. Perez, click here.

 

The 2015 VMAs List Of WIN.

Disclaimer: I took the award show at face value. If you are looking to argue about police, marijuana, cultural appropriation, nipples, Hitler, Hitler nipples, etc. might I introduce you to the life-suck known as the comment section of any proper news outlet.

I don’t know about you but I really wanted to watch Fear The Walking Dead last night so given my attitude going in, it was gonna take a lot to win me over and I thought The 2015 VMAs was a solid show.

WIN LIST

 

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