Halsey Shares Harrowing Poem Of Familiar “Secrets” At The 2018 Women’s March.

Halsey revealed painfully honest personal experiences in the form of a poem called “A Story Like Mine” because she is precious and “doesn’t know how to do a speech unless it rhymes.”

Yet as bold and heart-breaking as her poem was, you’ve heard those stories before.

Either from a friend or family member, whispered with the prayer it won’t be repeated.

That’s what makes her poem so bittersweet.

And how validating to know you weren’t the only one.

Thank you Halsey.

Coachella #FOMO?

I know, it’s tough to hear about all the amazing performances and guest appearances and collaborations happening at Coachella without feeling like you’re missing out. But you know what’s almost as good as being at Coachella? Watching Coachella performances from your own home, without having to stand around in the sun and pay 12 bucks for a beer.

Let’s start with the appearance everyone is talking about today – Kesha‘s surprise performance with Zedd. She sang the song she had been rumored to be working on with him for his last album, but it never saw the light of day. Until now.

I mean, the video quality isn’t great, but it’s probably as good – or better – than the view you’d actually have if you were sweating it out, crammed in like a sardine next to hundreds of other concert goers who forgot to wear deodorant.

Next up, Rihanna reunites with Calvin Harris.

OK, she sounds amazing, but here you are, enjoying that killer performance without dropping $400 a night on a hotel room that you’re probably splitting with at least 3 other friends who snore and use your toothpaste without asking.

How about when Halsey brought out Brandon Urie from Panic At The Disco? Pretty amazing.

You’re telling me you would rather be there in that crowd, with people wooing in your ear and drunkenly singing along while you’re just trying to enjoy the set, than enjoyably watching it after the fact in the relative comfort of your air conditioned home and/or office?

If you’re still really bummed about missing the fest this year, maybe this article from Money Magazine about the real cost of attending Coachella will help. And if you STILL can’t shake that #FOMO, the livestream is here, plus you can enjoy Slacker’s Coachella 2016 station, with all the biggest bands playing the fest. Listen with a 400° oven open in front of you after spending the entire day on your feet and you might be able to recreate the feeling of actually being there.

(Love, Parker, who is not all that into music fests, can you tell?)

MTV Movie Awards Cheat Sheet.

In an attempt to be hip/relatable, your boss asks, “So what’d you think of The MTV Movie Awards?”

Here’s what you go with.

Halsey…you don’t have to have a big dance routine if you’re willing to squat in an outfit like that. “Castle” is featured in the new The Huntsman: Winter’s War movie.

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Ps – Do you get a Gozer The Gozerian vibe too?

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Ariana Grande borrowed a dress from Madonna who borrowed it from Marilyn Monroe and sang Dangerous Woman.

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Lonely Island did a Will Smith medley that will make you consider a Fresh Prince binge.

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart did a rap duet to raise awareness about Ursasexuality because not all bears want to kill you.

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