Are You Excited For The Olympics?

Because I’m pretty excited for the Olympics. Parker here & I can’t help it, any event where nations are competing brings out my inner patriot. But overall, it’s just amazing what these athletes are able to do after years and years of practice and sacrifice and dedication.

A few Slacker artists are helping with the festivities this year – you probably already know about Katy Perry‘s contribution.

IF THAT DID NOT GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS, YOU MIGHT BE A ROBOT. I’M JUST SAYING.

Fifth Harmony are ready to cheer on the US Women’s Gymnastics team, too, retweeting a preview of the team’s theme.

YESSSSSSSSSSS! USA! USA!

I’ll be watching the Opening Ceremonies and tweeting Friday night – watch with me and talk back by following @parkeronslacker!

Get psyched up between now and then by listening to Party Hits on Slacker!

Because Nothing Says ‘Patriotism’ Like Grown Men Beating Each Other Up For Ratings

Fifth Harmony singing America The Beautiful at last weekend’s Wrestlemania 32 might be the classiest thing I have ever seen at a wrestling event. Which, tbh, is not a hard hurdle to clear.

I wish I could say that right after they finished, the ladies whipped off those evening gowns to reveal their own wrestling garb, and pulled some tag team maneuvers to see who was the toughest one in the band… but no.

There’s always next year.

Listen to Fifth Harmony’s latest song – The Life – on Today’s Hits now!