Foo Fighters Audition New Frontman While Dave Grohl Tests Solo Album, ‘Enough About Me, What Do You Think Of Me’

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Tell that jerk in your office who thinks he knows everything about music that YOU were right.

Dave’s Oscar performance did go to his head (just like you said) and now he wants to leave his band of brothers, Pat, Taylor, Chris and Nate to explore an EDM project with the guidance of “Music-Yoda”, Butch Vig. It makes total sense.

In the announcement, you’ll see that The Foo Fighters will go on…just with a different lead singer. Maybe as “The Music Of The Foo”? “Foo 2”? Maybe “98 Foo-grees” or something.

you’ll hear samples of two new DG solo tracks – Phony-Baloney and Me, Me, Me. Both are destined for the top of the charts in fact DG is probably making sweet love to himself while listening to one of them right now!

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Cupid Came Through After All With The Musical Equivalent Of Diamond Pendant/Acromegalic Teddy Bear.

Source: Vulture

Remember when you were walking down the street alone on Valentine’s Day and you got that look of pity from that happy couple as if you were disabled for being single?? Well little did they know that Cupid did not forget about you.

So as it turns out when Dave Grohl was laid up in the hospital with a broken leg last year, Lionel Richie sent him 500 muffins. In return Dave gifted Lionel/all of us with a cover of one of Lionel’s greatest hits at The MusiCares Person of the Year tribute concert for Lionel AND DAVE SMUSHED IT. As in he crushed it but since it’s muffins….forget it :/

More importantly, how would you feel about a Dave Grohl 80s R&B Hits cover album? Let’s spend a large portion of our day fantasizing about the possibilities.

It’s Gonna Be Hard To Top The Present That These Ethiopian Kids Got Dave Grohl For His Birthday.

Source: Billboard

In celebration of Dave’s 47th birthday, a perfectly awesome Peace Corps teacher made a video of his students singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and the result is beyond precious. Because as we all know, Grohl is the great equalizer.

So how can you celebrate Dave’s birthday? Well, you could listen to The Dave Grohl Top 33 and daydream that he is you best friend (with benefits)? That’s what I plan to do anyways 🙂

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