Um.

Adam Levine is expecting… a food baby?

Week 20 and I'm finally popping! #impregnanttoo

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So yeah. Guys, maybe if your wife is pregnant, don’t do this? Just a suggestion.

On second thought, maybe it’s good if he gets all his silliness out now. Just as long as he’s not this guy in the delivery room.

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Creepy Stalker Adam Levine Expecting Baby Girl

OK, maybe it’s NOT fair to label Adam a creepy stalker just because he made a video where he plays a creepy stalker (plus makes out with his wife in a literal blood bath.)

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But I do have high hopes that the way Adam thinks about women will change a bit once he has a daughter of his own – this seems to happen to a lot of men. Remember when he said this to Details Magazine?

There are two kinds of men. There are men who are f**king misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.

Riiiiiiiiight.

But, creepy or not, sources say he and wife Behati Prinsloo are expecting a baby girl – and Behati hasn’t been shy with her pregnancy snaps on Instagram.

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So far so good

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Sounds like Adam can’t wait to be a dad. When E! News asked him how many kids he’d like to have, he responded “Like 17. Is that reasonable?” Proving he still has a ways to go with understanding women.

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