Um.

Adam Levine is expecting… a food baby?

Week 20 and I'm finally popping! #impregnanttoo

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So yeah. Guys, maybe if your wife is pregnant, don’t do this? Just a suggestion.

On second thought, maybe it’s good if he gets all his silliness out now. Just as long as he’s not this guy in the delivery room.

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Creepy Stalker Adam Levine Expecting Baby Girl

OK, maybe it’s NOT fair to label Adam a creepy stalker just because he made a video where he plays a creepy stalker (plus makes out with his wife in a literal blood bath.)

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But I do have high hopes that the way Adam thinks about women will change a bit once he has a daughter of his own – this seems to happen to a lot of men. Remember when he said this to Details Magazine?

There are two kinds of men. There are men who are f**king misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.

Riiiiiiiiight.

But, creepy or not, sources say he and wife Behati Prinsloo are expecting a baby girl – and Behati hasn’t been shy with her pregnancy snaps on Instagram.

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So far so good

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Sounds like Adam can’t wait to be a dad. When E! News asked him how many kids he’d like to have, he responded “Like 17. Is that reasonable?” Proving he still has a ways to go with understanding women.

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Joe Jonas Has Turned To A Life Of Crime

It’s true. He’s gone from purity rings to petty theft. And what is he stealing? Giant cardboard cutouts of other celebrities. It all started with this life sized Lady Gaga.

WTF IS UP ARIZONA?!

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See, Joe and the rest of his band, DNCE, have been traveling around the country on a promo tour. And at each stop, or whenever they can get their hands on them, they’ve been picking up the cutouts and using them in shows. They’re even asking fans to bring them as their concert dates.

So who have they collected so far? Let’s check it out. There’s Adam Levine.

Hey @q100atlanta we took @adamlevine ✔️

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This three-fer, with Sam Smith, Luke Bryan and Justin Timberlake.

A Modern Family… family.

but why and how ? #greatesttourevertour @dnce

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And this giant image of Britney Spears. Tbh, I don’t really want to count this one since it isn’t a life-sized cutout, but DNCE beggars can’t be choosers, I guess.

Takin @britneyspears for a trip out on the town #itsbritneybitch

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They even scored this awkward lineup.

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I can’t wait to see their collection grow. But it’s slow going, with Joe explaining:

“We probably have collected about 10 and six have survived. There’s been a couple casualties. They like to crowd surf. The fans at shows like to take them home… The arms, heads, whatever they can get. Kids are actually bringing them to the shows now so we encourage it. We got Edward Cullen last night.

And if, for whatever reason, you happen to have one of these giant cutouts of Shaquille O’Neal? DNCE will take him off your hands, no questions asked. They’ve been looking for him everywhere.

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