Creepy Stalker Adam Levine Expecting Baby Girl

OK, maybe it’s NOT fair to label Adam a creepy stalker just because he made a video where he plays a creepy stalker (plus makes out with his wife in a literal blood bath.)

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But I do have high hopes that the way Adam thinks about women will change a bit once he has a daughter of his own – this seems to happen to a lot of men. Remember when he said this to Details Magazine?

There are two kinds of men. There are men who are f**king misogynist pigs, and then there are men who really love women, who think they’re the most amazing people in the world. And that’s me. Maybe the reason I was promiscuous, and wanted to sleep with a lot of them, is that I love them so much.

Riiiiiiiiight.

But, creepy or not, sources say he and wife Behati Prinsloo are expecting a baby girl – and Behati hasn’t been shy with her pregnancy snaps on Instagram.

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So far so good

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Sounds like Adam can’t wait to be a dad. When E! News asked him how many kids he’d like to have, he responded “Like 17. Is that reasonable?” Proving he still has a ways to go with understanding women.

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NO-verprotected?

Watch out, the most empowering mashup ever of Meghan Trainor and Britney Spears has arrived, courtesy of mashup master Raheem D.

Really makes you want to put on your pleather pants and lace-up boots and rush to the nearest club so that you can turn down any guy who talks to you. Or reject your mom. It’s perfect for so many situations!

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That’s Dr. Sheeran To You

So wow, Ed Sheeran is a doctor now?

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OK, wait… not THAT kind of doctor. But he did get an honorary doctorate from University Campus Suffolk for his “outstanding contribution to music”. And how cute does he look in his graduation ceremony gear?!?

I graduated today, I am now officially Dr. Sheeran

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Yeah, it’s pretty crazy. Even he says so.


 

Here he is deep in thought about his contributions to the world.

 

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And here he is during the ceremony. I just have one question.

 

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What’s with the manspreading, Ed? You’re a respectable adult with a PhD now. Keep your body parts out of other people’s personal space.

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