Makes You Wonder If Taylor Swift Will Trademark “New Lady” too.

Source: Uproxx

This is an interesting turn of events…remember how Calvin Harris was seen leaving a massage parlor not too long ago? Well now it appears Taylor is moonlighting as a masseuse in Dubai.

or at least that’s what this promo card would have you believe.

Although it’s not cool to use a celebrity image especially for a handsy service, I actually feel kinda sorry for Magic Touch…anyone oblivious enough to use a celebrity image for a business probably doesn’t realize the legal wrath of Taylor’s legal squad.

Something tells me this won’t have a happy ending.

HeyO. Get it? Massage parlor? Happy “ending”??….forget it :/


Will Taylor Swift Trademark Her Trademark Facial Expression?

Today I begin my 26th year of freaking out over stuff.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


With Taylor expanding her ever-growing list of trademarked words/phrases ie:

* This Sick Beat
* Swiftmas
* 1989
* Blank Space

One has to wonder if she will start owning facial expressions too?

She could own this one for sure, as anyone can see she has been doing it longer and way more often than you.


This Might Be The Best ‘Lonely/Desperate’ Plea For A +1.

Source: Noisey

You know when you move somewhere new and you think it’s gonna be so easy to make friends and find a new love and then you get there and nary a friend or love in sight?

That’s how this guy feels…but unlike you, he has two tickets to see Taylor Swift hence his video plea for a +1.

Good luck Marius!! We hope a Swiftie takes the bait…an adult Swiftie that is.

Although someone should have told him to edit out the scene of him putting lotion on his back :/


If You Get Lost In A Taylor Swift Corn Maze, Will It Be More/Less Terrifying Than A Regular Corn Maze?

swiftie farm

Source: Rollingstone

The last time I was in a corn maze it was the middle of the day and I was truly at the sweaty panic stage because I was so lost. Fortunately I did find my way out after saying F it and cutting thru rows you weren’t supposed to only to be greeted by kids who thought I was a complete weirdo. So if you do happen to hit up Summers Farm in Frederick, Md, and you reach the sweaty panic lost stage either sing your favorite Taylor song loudly until someone finds you or look all “Blank Space” crazy when you crash down corn walls.


Knit Taylor Swift A Sweater Featuring A Picture Of Herself And Become Her “Everything.”

Someone knitted this sweater for me of a Polaroid of myself and gave it to my mom tonight at the show. It has very quickly become my everything. Thank you, mysterious knitter.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Source: Jezebel

When was the last time someone invested 8 MONTHS into making something for you? besides a baby?? I can confidently say “never” but I’m not Taylor Swift. Check out the backstory here

One can only hope two things, 1. Taylor hires Jadda, “The Mysterious Knitter” to work for her fashion line, LEI and 2. That we all will one day find one person to love/adore/cherish us as much as Swifties love/adore/cherish Taylor.

Taylor Swift Recruits Beck To Create A Hot Awkward Duo Dance Move.

Source: AV Club

Taylor is a consumate professional. A calclated business woman who recently owned/branded one of her gauche dance moves, “The Mom-Croon”…so one can only assume that the asynchronous swivel motion at the :22 mark was probably planned and there wasn’t a lot of eye contact between Beck and Taylor so you know it was well-rehearsed. So what to name it?

The Swivel Pointer?
The Suave Swivel?
The Round and Round Get Down?

Btw, I can’t fault Swifties for fangirling because I’m definitely a “Vinnie”. The way Annie/St. Vincent shreds and struts?!?!