Emojis Omitted From This Convo :(

You know how sometimes, when you’re at work during the day, you hit up your friends on IM to talk about the weekend? I do that too, and my conversations are with my fellow Slacker host, Red.

Parker: You know, Miley is hosting the VMA’s this weekend. And suddenly there is this “beef” with Taylor Swift, the biggest artist IN THE WORLD.
Parker: But I’m sure that’s legit, right?
Red: Gotta have a beef to make sure people tune in.
Red: So what’s gonna happen?
Parker: Taylor isn’t exactly participating so far, but I’d like to see her just really slam Miley somehow
Parker: Remember how Miley sang Wrecking Ball in front of that giant cat picture one time?
Parker: What if Taylor sang Bad Blood in front of a giant, weeping Miley .gif?
Red: I also remember Miley’s expression while T performed at last year’s VMAs
Parker: Oh yeah. This one?

Red: or just a big sign that says “EVERYONE LOVES ME MORE”
Parker: I mean, the whole purpose of this (I assume) is to get people talking about Miley. So what is she going to do? What’s going to be the “twerking with robin thicke” moment this year?
Red: Grinding is so 2014. I’d like to see a battle btwn Miley’s tongue and Taylor’s belly button. they both wield powers unknown. something with lazers. PEW PEW PEW
Parker: Wow. Yeah. I’ll be trying to wipe that mental image out of my mind for the rest of the day, thanks.
Red: You’re welcome

Red and I will have lots of thoughts about the VMAs when they happen Sunday night – we’re livetweeting from two coasts and want you to join us! Follow @ParkerOnSlacker and talk to me during the East Coast feed, or @RedOnSlacker if you’re watching from the West Coast.

VIDEO: DJ Carisma ft. IAMSU , K-Camp & RJ “Do What I Want”


Out the West Coast representin’ for the ladies worldwide…Young California’s DJ CARISMA brings us the visual to her latest single “Do What I Want” featuring fellow West Coast artists IAMSU, K-Camp & RJ.  Well respected in the industry, Carisma is rapidly dominating the game out the Golden Stage.  She was recently awarded best female DJ and getting ready to drop her debut project this coming October.  Remember the name!!!  Your comments ALWAYS welcome & MANDATORY…Enjoy!!!

HoverGate Update: What Do You Mean It Wasn’t A Hoverboard?!

This might be the biggest letdown since the 3-boobed Tridevil lady.

Did the media hornswaggle us again? Or does Wiz Khalifa not know what a “hoverboard” looks like?

Gizmodo pointed out Wiz wasn’t on a hoverboard when he got arrested at LAX which really changes everything.

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Source: Gizmodo

  1. Are you sure that’s Wiz and not a librarian.
  2. That “hoverboard” looks more like the wheels off a baby stroller or Orthopedic Heelys.

Is It Weird If You Want To Watch Drake And Serena Arm Wrestle? Asking For A Friend.

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TMZ reported Drake and Serena were spotted tongue-wrestling in Cincinnati.

I’m sure the rest of the world is like


Not me! Whenever I see Serena all I can do is marvel at her muscles.


Maybe Serena would appreciate the fact that I don’t need to see them make out like everyone else?? That’s gotta be refreshing right?

I just want an arm-wrestling video. In fact, I’d settle for a thumb war.

Wiz Khalifa Remakes Back To The Future 2 Hoverboard Scene. LAX Cops Play Role Of “Griff’s Gang.”

To be fair, if you got the chance to ride a real hoverboard, would you want to get off? Wiz “Marty McFly” Khalifa didn’t either…only problem? he’s not Michael J. Fox and Emmett Brown was no where to be found. Next thing you know he’s pinned on the ground by a bunch of cops.

Click here for the full story here

I’d love to see a video of Marty/Doc aka Michael J./Christopher Lloyd sticking up for Wiz. I know it’s a long shot with MJ’s health but that would be fantastic.

If nothing else think of it this way, out of all “the time I went to jail..” stories, at least Wiz can say it was for flying a real hoverboard!!!

…Jared Fogle wishes he could say that :/

VIDEO: Mellow Man Ace “Cali”


Making somewhat of a return…More commonly known for his hit back in the day “Mentirosa,” MELLOW MAN ACE is back on the scene with the latest visual to his song “Cali.”  As you can tell from the name, the video full of sunshine out the golden state having some fun both in the day and night West Coast style.  Take a peek below, your comments ALWAYS welcome & MANDATORY…Enjoy!!!


Uber Driver Makes Uber Rides Uber Rad With “Can’t Feel My Face” Karaoke.

How adorable is this guy? The Weeknd should hire him to be his personal driver for life.

Try to see if your next Uber driver will sing with you and report back!

<3 Red

Take Your Dance Battle Next Level With The Mom-Croon.

We all dream about accepting a spontaneous dance battle challenge and blowing everyone’s mind with some slick moves like Chubs & Blaq Knight.

Just know when it does happen, you’ve got a brand new weapon to bust out thx to Taylor Swift…

It’s called “The Mom-Croon.”


Taylor took to Tumblr to explain, “The Mom-Croon – (noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Used in a sentence: “Oh look, Taylor’s being embarrassing again– just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.”*

Aw yisssss. Bring it ON.

Oh and don’t forget to keep Party Hits locked, cocked, loaded, it’s my dance battle station of choice :)

Good luck and lets go get ’em!


**I’m going to assume you can Mom-Croon with or without tears…preferably without.

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