Sia Reminds Us That We Should Never Underestimate A 9 Year Old’s Ability To Open A Can Of Whoop Ass.

Source: E Online

If you’re not a fan of the camera or audiences, you gotta get creative.

Sia has been pretty open about the fact that she isn’t big on the fame game or audiences for that matter hence the reason why she sings with her back turned and wears crazy wigs that cover her eyes.

So she has come to rely on others performing for her. In her latest video for Alive, Sia chose Mahiro Takana (which I’m pretty sure means “I dare you to F with me” in Japanese) to be her stand-in. Mahiro is a Karate Ambassador for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics and Paralympics who specializes in crushing Kankudai and has become quite a Youtube star by showing off her skills.

So who will be next?

I dunno but this Wee Beatrix Kiddo is definitely worthy.


Take Your Adele Tears Next Level With The Sign Language Version Of “Hello”.

Source: Nylon

There are tears and then there are “Adele tears”…which is like the difference between boogie-boarding and surfing Mavericks.

Now let’s see how hardcore you are with this stunning ASL translation by Molly Lou Bartholomew…which can only be compared to


Now ask yourself, do you feel lucky?

Adele’s new album, 25, will hit Nov 20th. Until then it’s time to train your tears…so click here and toughen up.

007 Radio: Shaken Not Stirred.


Source: Wired

In celebration of the latest James Bond installment, Spectre, and the legacy of the world’s sexiest spy, we give you 007 Radio!

I’m your host, Red…not only does this station cover all of the theme songs but you’ll get top secret facts about the artists, the actors, the gadgets, the girls and more.

So throw on a tux, grab a martini, click here and let’s go.

Ariana Grande Was Holding Back Some Important Info

Ariana Grande just dropped a brand new song, Focus, and a video where she went platinum blonde.


And just when I had thought that was the most exciting Ariana news of the week, she dropped a bombshell on us – revealing the mystery man who provided the chorus vocals is none other than Jamie Foxx.

jamie foxx

Proving once again that Jamie is a man of many talents. He can even pull off a blonde wig! So WHY wasn’t he in the video, again?

jamie blonde wig

Check out Ariana’s Focus video below, then listen to more of the best new music on Today’s Hits!

Politicians and Halloween – A Truly Terrifying Mix

Just in time for Halloween, the latest Obama dub is here, and it’s perfect.

If you’re looking for a politically inspired halloween costume, the Internet is full of ideas for you. How about Paul Ryan – our new Speaker of The House and all around swole dude?

paul ryan

Or the ridiculous “Sexy Donald Trump” – extra points to guys who rock this costume.

sexy donald trump

I asked the Internet for good Bernie Sanders costume ideas, but all it came back with is this. Bonus! You’ve already got this wig on hand from that time you played Benjamin Franklin in a school play.


Now that I think about it, maybe just go as one of the Kardashians.

Slacker’s got your Halloween parties covered with a whole collection of Halloween stations!

In The Video For “These Walls”, Kendrick Lamar Jockeys For A Spot On DWTS With Dance Partner, Terry Crews.

Source: Vulture

In what appears to be an episode of Cellmate Story Time Kendrick finds himself in a sticky situation after a wild house party…and by “sticky situation” I mean onstage in a terrible talent show with Terry Crews.

It’s naughty and NSFW but hilarious and I have a feeling none of these guys minded how long it took to shoot this video.

Especially comedian Corey Holcomb at the 2:40min mark.

If You Were TSA Would You Even Bother?

gaga airport

Source: MTV

MTV pointed out Lady Gaga’s airport get-ups for their “impracticality” however I think the real story is how Gaga has mastered the art of “TSA repellent.”

Click here for 51 examples of what I’m talking about.

Would you want to go thru all the layers, the costume accessories, the wigs??



*Lady Gaga TSA reenactment

Let’s Play A Game Called, “Frat Hazing Scandal OR Madonna Stage Cameo??”

Source: Spin

Gagging on a banana of booze, surrounded by a circle of men while getting spanked, with spectators cheering the ringleader on sounds like the making of a terrible news story.

Nope! Just the latest tour stop for Madonna!

She has made quite the routine out of her Unapologetic Bitch show-closer, taking Taylor Swift’s “Welcome to the stage…” Next level.

Both can clearly be cringe-worthy on opposite ends of the spectrum. Taylor is gonna talk about herself and what it’s like to be besties with her…typical 25yr old stuff.

while Madonna’s stage antics might cause Requiem For A Dream-like PTSD.


Good luck!

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