Snoop Dogg Just Raised The Bar For Retirement Parties.

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Super Laker Fanboy/Rapper Snoop Dogg hooked up a custom Laker-themed convertible for Kobe Bryant’s 20yr retirement. Which is incredible. Who would do that for you? However, doesn’t that seem a little over the top? Snoop did make sure his picture was the largest on the hood of that car and as far as I know, Snoop never played for The Lakers.

Ugh what if Snoop is to Kobe what Mel is to Jemaine and Bret?

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We may never know but that car certainly beats the retirement party norm of a spray centerpiece/cupcake in the breakroom.

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Is The Next Viral Hit About Charlie Puth’s “Dick Move”?

What do you do if you get stood up by a celebrity – especially one you thought you had a connection with? Do you just let it go? Or do you write the revenge track that could be your key to viral fame?

For Berklee College of Music student Noa Vlessing, it’s the latter. She claims she connected with Charlie Puth through the dating app Bumble – that they spoke on the phone & that he invited her over to his place for what he called “low key chill”. She even says she talked to him on her way over. But once she got there, no Charlie. His manager (his manager hangs around acting as his butler?) supposedly said he’d be right down, but Charlie never showed up. And he went silent, stopped answering his phone.

So, she wrote this amazing response, called “Oh Charlie”. On Youtube, she explained:

What an uneasy feeling it is when someone makes you feel so unimportant- especially if this person has some level of fame… and thinks it’s OK to treat those “without a name” as if their time is worth less. A simple “I can’t make it anymore”, a “don’t bother waiting” text, or an “I’m so sorry” would do.

But because you were unable to offer me even the most normal of courtesies, here’s a song I wrote for you- about this #dickmove

Pretty impressive, right? As of this blog post she’s got just shy of 13,000 views, but I have a feeling that could start to grow. Give her some love – you can even download the track here.

As for Charlie… well, he’s not speaking up to defend himself yet. But you can check out what’s happening with his latest track on this week’s Slacker Top 40! (Hint: it’s called “We Don’t Talk Anymore. Maybe that’s a clue.)

Slightly Easier To Forgive An Embarrassing Dad When He Has This Kind Of Pull.

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President Obama was able to parlay performances by Kendrick Lamar and Janelle Monae into birthday entertainment for his daughter Malia who happens to be born on July 4th. Not too shabby for an 18th birthday considering the highlight of mine involved warm beer and a stolen street cone.

He also took time to remind everyone about those who sacrifice to protect our freedom. Speaking of which, please take a moment to listen to Frontline Radio, a station featuring songs and stories dedicated to our servicemen/women. It’s pretty special and far easier on the ears than Obama’s singing voice. Aww JK Mr. Prez!

Don’t forget to check out Kendrick’s performance too.

Jordan Peele Recreated A Cringe-Worthy James Brown Interview And The Awkwardness Is Palpable.

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Hard to believe this actually happened on live TV but it did.

Jordan Peele (Key & Peele) puts on his best James Brown in this recreation of a painful 1987 interview. Click here for the original.

Although it is equal parts hilarious and sad, Jordan absolutely nails it.

DANKE SHOEN!

Pharrell Performs On The One Street You Wish You Could Find On Airbnb.

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Pharrell, Cookie and Elmo team up to sing about the other perfect escape from reality.

“B Is For Book!”

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Rihanna Announces Her Love For Star Trek. Nerds Simultaneously Orgasm/Pass Out.

Rihanna not only revealed the video for her Star Wars And Beyond song, “Sledgehammer”, she also revealed her unbridled passion for Trek Lyfe in this trailer!


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AND NO SHE IS NOT LYING.

COULD SHE DO THIS IF SHE WERE LYING? OF COURSE NOT.

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Lady Gaga, Demi Lovato And Other Celebs Honor The Lives Of Orlando Shooting Victims In This Ugly-Cry Guaranteed Tribute.

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American Horror Story Producer Ryan Murphy organized this bittersweet tribute to celebrate 49 beautiful, ambitious, fun, creative, loving lives extinguished by senseless hate.

The Superstar Packed Trolls Trailer Is Here!

The official trailer for the upcoming Trolls movie dropped this week, featuring the voices of Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick as the tiny lead characters.

Other featured voices include Gwen Stefani, Zooey Deschanel, James Corden, Russell Brand, Icona Pop, Ron Funches and Kunal Nayaar. Buuuuuuut we have to wait until November 4th to see it in theatres. That’s also election week, so keep in mind, we all might need some cheering up at that point.

Until then, you can check out Justin’s theme from the flick – Can’t Stop The Feeling joins the top 5 on this week’s Slacker Top 40!

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