If You’re A Beyonce Fan And You Go To Jail, See If You Can Share A Cell With This Guy.

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

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This might be hard to believe especially if you watch Lockdown/Locked Up Abroad, but some people actually have funny arrest stories. Stories you can tell at a dinner party without anyone walking out thinking you’re a (more) terrible person.

Now I don’t know all the details on this guy, his situation or his arrest but it’s got to be liberating to freak out mall-goers by simply singing a song. That’s one arrest most wouldn’t mind on their “record’.

Get it? record? POLICE RECORD??

Forget it :/

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As We Say In The South… Bless His Heart

The Biebs debuted his latest tattoo this week… on his face.


Resting up for the show in Philly it's gonna be a good one mark my words

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I know, a little hard to see in that pic. But it’s a cross. According to Us Weekly, he got it with a friend in NYC last week, and his tattoo artist claims “It represents his journey in finding purpose with God.”

Earlier this year, JB told GQ that he would consider getting a face tattoo when he’s “really old, not super old, but maybe, like, forties or fifties or something.” Oops. Guess he just couldn’t wait.

But hang on… just yesterday he posted this picture, with the tattoo conspicuously missing. [ETA: or is that it over there on the right? Maybe this image is just flipped? Hard to tell.]


Eyes are the window to the soul

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Is this going to turn into another Ed Sheerandid he or didn’t he” debacle?

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Whatever he’s up to, The Slacker Nation can’t be too mad about it. He’s still got 2 songs on this week’s Slacker Top 40 – check it out to hear the biggest songs of the week according to your listening behavior!

Gwen Stefani And James Corden Pick Up A-List Sluggers To Karaoke In The HOV-4 Lane.

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Gwen and James pick up George Clooney and Julia Roberts for this super fun edition of Carpool Karaoke. In it they chat about Gwen’s fountain of youth, the secret behind Hollaback Girl, their favorite movie quotes and the “truth” behind eggplant emoji.

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Um.

Adam Levine is expecting… a food baby?


Week 20 and I'm finally popping! #impregnanttoo

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So yeah. Guys, maybe if your wife is pregnant, don’t do this? Just a suggestion.

On second thought, maybe it’s good if he gets all his silliness out now. Just as long as he’s not this guy in the delivery room.

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Get ready for Mother’s Day with The Slacker 20: Call Your Mom!

The Met Gala – A Chance For Celebs To Double Down On Weird Fashion

Ah, the Met Gala. Your favorite stars hold back their weirdness all year in preparation for this one event, the annual fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute in New York. Previous years brought us Rihanna‘s crazy yellow fur trimmed blanket, Kim Kardashian’s wallpaper dress, and Solange’s… what was that thing she wore last year?

This year’s theme was “Manus vs. Machina” and you know what that means… robots. Kind of.

Unfortunately, this Tamagotchi was the closest thing Katy Perry could find to a robot.


Her date, Orlando Bloom, also rocked a Tamagotchi – but his was caught doing something totally inappropriate.

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(In case the memory of things that happened in 1998 is failing you, that tiny digital creature is pooping.)

MOVING ON… I’m not sure what Beyoncé‘s dress signified, but it slayed.

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Zayn… did this.


And Kanye impressed at least one person with his colored contacts… even if that person is married to him.


Everyone else mostly stuck to metallics.


And finally, although it didn’t really go with the theme, Rita Ora just wants us to remember one important thing.


Hear all the most fashionable songs now on Today’s Hits!

Aliens Celebrate Prince With Massive “Love” Crop Design.


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Kidding, the design was the work of Gene Hanson, a farmer in North Dakota and he got it right on the first try. Which is a good thing, I can’t imagine what a pain in the ass it is to screw up a crop circle and have to start all over again. Read more about it here.

I feel like alien crop-circles are played out and they probably opted to celebrate Prince with a dance party on a custom-painted purple space ship.

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Two Fans Join Beyonce On Stage To Perform Dance They Perfected By Ignoring Life’s Less-Fulfilling Responsibilities.

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Bey brought these girls on stage and while most would have understandably frozen in fear, babbled something incomprehensible and or simultaneously fainted/peed in the presence of their Queen, these two put their game face on and slayed “Single Ladies”. So if you are going to see her show, you might want to brush up.

Only problem, how do you go back to your seats after that kind of high?

“Sorry Bey now that I’m here, ya I’m not leaving.”

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If We Could Get More Prince-tastic Stories Like This For The Rest Of Time That’d Be Great. Plz/Thx.

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Will.i.am not only shares a hilarious story about the career-long rivalry between Prince and Michael Jackson, he actually does fantastic impressions. Although if you ask Prince there was never a competition but I guess you can’t ask him now 🙁 So go back and watch this interview from 1997 when he explains why he wouldn’t duet with MJ on “Bad”.

Tracy Morgan also has a story that Prince-tastic…and a lesson Prince taught Tracy that will change the way you look at tater tots.

and if you missed, D’Angelo performed “Sometimes It Snows In April” with Prince cover band, Princess. It might be a little out of tune but there is no question the love is all there.

Seriously story time hasn’t been this good since Bastian got stuck in the attic…

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