QUESTLOVE FIRED FROM DRUNK HISTORY. FANS OUTRAGED AFTER ROOTS DRUMMER SIPS ON CHAMPAGNE, DOESN’T EVEN SLUR.

Source: Uproxx

Of course “The Birth Of Hip Hop” is a perfect story. Of course Questlove is a perfect person to narrate.

HOWEVER….

Any Drunk History fan knows the unwritten rules of the show.

1. There has to be AT LEAST one moment in when the narrator thinks they are going to puke.
2. One moment when they are incoherent.
3. One moment when there is some sort of wardrobe malfunction
AND ABOVE ALL ELSE, THEY ARE DRINKING SOMETHING STRONGER THAN COOK’S.

THIS is the bar Quest…not the Trader Joe’s Prosecco aisle. smh.

Just In Case You Forgot, “Starman” Is Driving Around Space Right Now With Bowie On Blast.

Thx to Elon Musk, there is a convertible Tesla cruising around the cosmos with a “Starman” in the driver’s seat, “DON’T PANIC!” on the dash and “Life On Mars” on loop…

What if it signals life on other planets?? Perhaps they will hear it as a peace bell?? ….or maybe a dinner bell :/

Well…um either way it’s certainly interesting!

So uh…just remember, like the dash says, DON’T PANIC and keep your eye on the live view just in case…

This Lando Rap Spoof Begs For A Childish Gambino Concert At Mos Eisley Cantina.


Source: The Verge

WARNING: NSFW language!

Watch it before Disney pulls it…

I thought it was real too. or maybe I just wanted it to be but alas…it came from the brilliant mind of Comedian/Writer Demi Adejuyigbe. Demi does a spot on impression of Donald Glover’s rap persona, Childish Gambino circa his 2011, Camp album.

Glover will play the galaxy’s sexiest gambler, Lando Calrissian, in the upcoming installment, Solo: A Star Wars Story .

Here’s the equally impressive legit trailer.

ANNNND here are my Star Wars Stories, on the chance you haven’t heard these behind the scenes gems.

Halsey Shares Harrowing Poem Of Familiar “Secrets” At The 2018 Women’s March.

Halsey revealed painfully honest personal experiences in the form of a poem called “A Story Like Mine” because she is precious and “doesn’t know how to do a speech unless it rhymes.”

Yet as bold and heart-breaking as her poem was, you’ve heard those stories before.

Either from a friend or family member, whispered with the prayer it won’t be repeated.

That’s what makes her poem so bittersweet.

And how validating to know you weren’t the only one.

Thank you Halsey.

David Byrne Covers Bowie And Madonna With Choir! Choir! Choir! AND IT WILL FILL YOUR HEART WITH HAPPINESS. NO REALLY. IT’S LIKE MAIN-LINING PURE JOY.

Source: Consequence of Sound

What makes Choir! Choir! Choir! so special? Maybe because it’s not for the pros. Its for anyone and everyone. You just need to show up and sing from your heart. The result is breath-taking and it will cover you in frisson. That’s french for “aesthetic chills” and if music gives you the chills, you should click this link and read about that because it is pretty special.

So….David Byrne happens to be a huge fan of Choir! Choir! Choir! and Saturday night in New York…he showed up.

Watch Choir! Choir! Choir! with David Byrne singing “Heroes” at New York’s Public Theater.

And “Borderline” too. Don’t try to fight that smile. Resistance is futile.

You ready to sing?? ME TOO. Check out the Choir! Choir! Choir! Tour.

Post Malone Terrifies A Hygienic Ghost On Ghost Adventures.


Source: XXL

Post Malone visits a haunted slaughterhouse with The Travel Channel’s paranormal investigators only to find a screaming ghost that claims the rapper is unsanitary. While he thinks the ghost is after him, maybe the ghost was the one trying to run? Maybe they misinterpreted “I touched him”? Maybe the ghost is freaking out bc they can’t find Purell?

Wouldn’t be the first time given his awkward St. Louis stage dive :/

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Celine Dion Handles A Pickled Handsy Fan Without Security Because She Is Celine Dion.


Source: Noisey

Moving fwd, let’s use “Celine Dion” as a new term for all class.

Ex: “We’re gonna walk in there and Celine Dion the joint.”

What If A Good Year Is All Determined By A Mariah Carey NYE Performance?

Move over Punxsutawney Phil… Mariah Carey might be the next superstitious tradition!

Think about it…2017 wasn’t that great of a year and we all remember Mariah’s 2017 performance :/

Fast Forward to 2018 and she slayed…WITHOUT HOT TEA.

Source: Uproxx

Only 364 days before we can officially put MIMI DAY in motion.

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