You probably knew that Ed’s fans are called “Sheerios” but I did not until today and all I could do was shake my head. He seems so sweet, so kind (reminds of Samwise Gamghee for my fellow LOTR fans) and I’m sure you’re thinking, “What’s wrong with always being nice??” because no human is always nice and when that becomes the expectation, it gets old. Real old. Do I really need to remind you of all the other celebrities that have cracked under that kind of pressure?
The one day he’s a little grumpy, some fan and her mom are gonna say, “WE THOUGHT ED SHEERAN WAS A NICE GUY BUT APPARENTLY WE WERE WRONG!” or worse, Ed might completely go off the rails!
Tired of a life of nice, Ed’ll start being a jerk for sport.. Ie: mocking Sheerio tears, parking in handicapped spots, making babies cry, maybe even urinating on your flowers.
Next thing you know, Ed is playing the evil wizard in Grublets On Ice….freaking out, announcing to the audience he’s a “human onion” and puking in his mask….
and if/when it does happen, you’ll remember this post and his puke will be on our hands, you AND me.
We all strive to find a love in life…a partner who will adore you unconditionally… and sure we’ve all heard about Chrissy Teigen’s husband and his semi-successful ode to her, “All Of Me”…but not until today did I really envy Chrissy…BECAUSE, THIS.
On the chance you haven’t seen/heard the story about Sean O’Brien…
Sean is the guy who was skewered online for dancing in public by trolls who never dance or feel joy and only live by the light of their computer screens…Sean decimated their petty attempts to destroy his happiness with the help of the good witches of social media. He got to appear on The Today Show and he got to shake it on stage with Meghan Trainor…then he was whisked off to a huge dance party in LA, where Pharrell, Moby and Andrew WK were waiting to party with him.
Lesson learned? Give zero f*cks and dance.
Did Kevin Bacon do the angry dance in Footloose for nothing??
I want to believe that Jay Z did buy Beyonce a dragon egg as any good Game Of Thrones fan would but with baby dragons comes great responsibility…they are not accessories.
Can we agree now that Paris Hilton/Justin Bieber won’t be allowed the same luxury?? The last thing animal shelters need is rejected baby dragons…although it might take care of the overpopulation of rejected guinea pigs :/
I’m sure this experience was very unsettling especially in the seconds after it happened while your brain tried to decipher what was actually thrown at you.
“Not anthrax…not cocaine….POWDERED SUGAR!”
That being said, let me explain the lesson at hand and why you’ve got to let something like this roll off your back…and look, I know it’s easy for me to say and hindsight is 20/20 BUT if you had just laughed, you would have endeared yourself even more to your fans! You wouldn’t have looked borderline silly, getting all butt-hurt about confectioner’s sugar (it is softer than granulated) AND your ability to keep your cool in the face of sugar might deter another attack from happening.
Just how much worse could it have been? “Excrement” Adam…excrement.
Someone could have thrown human feces in your face…consequently making you beg for a precious sugar bomb.
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