Bieber Takes A Selfie With….Wait, Is That Nic Cage?

Night out in la with the boys

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Source: Uproxx

No not Nic Cage…more like the Nic Cage of Shock Rock, Marilyn Manson. He’s been hot on Biebs tail for awhile so you can imagine how stoked Marilyn was in this moment.

Will we get more of this polar duo?? I dunno but now that I think about it, I’d definitely pay $8 to see this buddy cop movie!

Would you rather music collab or buddy cop movie?

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Ellen Audience Member Feels DJ Khaled’s Positivity Like A Velour Track Suit And You Will Too.

Source: Uproxx

We’ve been listening to “They” way too long…when we should be listening to this guy. What DJ Khaled lacks in pronunciation he makes up for in great vibes so watch the video and let’s bask in his endearing glow.

Ps – Impossible to watch and not become the lady on the left.

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Lady Gaga Graciously Gives Up The Spotlight So An Adorable Old Guy Can Tell Speedo Jokes.

Source: Uproxx

Lady Gaga could have easily taken a day off considering how hectic her 2016 has been so far but NO, she was like “Of course I’ll freeze my ass off and jump into Lake Michigan AGAIN for charity! Why wouldn’t I??”

And that is what makes her pretty great. She joined Chicago Polar Plunge diehards (along with her delicious hubby-to-be) for the second year in a row to benefit The Special Olympics and considering the crowd/cameras, she was probably thrilled to let Al Roker (The Today Show) take the reigns. Al yukked it up about his less than skimpy swimwear and shared the punchline to the ol’ potato joke!

I’m not sure they knew the joke but now you do and personally Al, I love ya but I don’t want to imagine you with a potato in your pants…front or back :/

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Kanye Gets Deep With Guys Usually Blamed For Trying To Torture/Kill Celebs. Thanks Them For Keeping Him “Alive”.

Source: Spin

Kanye gave back to the vehicle who helped create him/his in-laws with some curbside wisdom about hypocrisy, artistry and “truth” while his wife took advantage of their new baby’s nap schedule.

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Flavor Flav Moonlights As Weatherman, Inspires New Drinking Game.

Source: Youtube

Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav did a great job for a first time weatherman although he might have a slight crutch to iron out. So instead of letting it bug you, just drink every time he says it, you know what i’m sayin?!

Ps – I miss Strange Love. Where’s Brigitte.

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Remember This In Case Liam Gallagher Ever Asks You “Who’s The Greatest Living Rockstar?”

Source: Gigwise

After watching Sacha Baron Cohen reminisce on Conan, it appears a conversation with Liam Gallagher (Oasis frontman and one of Slacker’s most beloved Jerks In Music History), is quite like an alley fight of words…with a chance of violence or at the very least, the threat of it.

So if/when, make sure you are sitting next to Bono and if Sacha starts wearing an eye patch in the near future, you’ll know why.

Ps – I don’t want Liam to ever change and I’m looking forward to his golden years when he stars in GIFs like this.

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Foo Fighters Audition New Frontman While Dave Grohl Tests Solo Album, ‘Enough About Me, What Do You Think Of Me’

Source: @FooFighters

Tell that jerk in your office who thinks he knows everything about music that YOU were right.

Dave’s Oscar performance did go to his head (just like you said) and now he wants to leave his band of brothers, Pat, Taylor, Chris and Nate to explore an EDM project with the guidance of “Music-Yoda”, Butch Vig. It makes total sense.

In the announcement, you’ll see that The Foo Fighters will go on…just with a different lead singer. Maybe as “The Music Of The Foo”? “Foo 2”? Maybe “98 Foo-grees” or something.

you’ll hear samples of two new DG solo tracks – Phony-Baloney and Me, Me, Me. Both are destined for the top of the charts in fact DG is probably making sweet love to himself while listening to one of them right now!

*If you believe this post, please check out my other shining moments of journalism, Elvis Is Alive, He Lives Under My Bed And The Gentrification Of Hell: Even The Damned Love Applebees

If You Are Chosen To Do A Bowie Tribute At An Award Show, Do It Like This.

Source: Billboard

Lorde’s performance at The Brit Awards was classy, modest and a home run. A tough pill for those who collaborated on Lady Gaga’s Bowie tribute at The Grammys.

There was no question that Gaga put her heart and soul into it…she even instagrammed pre-show tears! Why did it feel gaudy and forced? Perhaps it’s because no one can try to be Bowie, I’m not sure you can even channel that guy.

The shame is, you think you look like this

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When you really look like this

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Unless of course you’re Jemaine Clement….but hey! How would you know unless you tried??

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