Totally Worth A Watch: Acoustic Cover Of ‘Beat It’.

Beat It seems like an impossible acoustic song…don’t you need an electric guitar and a smoke machine, red leather and Eddie Van Halen? Not When you’re Miguel Rivera.

Although I do kinda wish there was a dance battle.

The First Rule Of Fight Club Is: No Crying To Your Mommy About Fight Club.

Maybe Sean Padidddle-Daddle Combs saw this in those fateful hours before he assaulted his son’s football coach?? But then again the book is between two kids, not an overzealous sports dad and a football coach.

Maybe Chuck can write another book about how there is “Adult Fight Club” and there’s “Kidz Fight Club” but adults shouldn’t fight kids fights for them…especially when it’s over something stupid like sports or kids will have even more problems when they grow up. The End.

Better To Fest With: “Old People At Bonnaroo” Or Your Friends?

Old People At Bonnaroo from Funny Or Die

Denny, Isolde, Ann and Neil seem WAY more laid back than at least two friends I’ve taken to festivals…who are no longer friends because I took them to festivals.

Maybe we’ve been choosing our festival +1s all wrong?


Probing In Progress: New Music From Eagles Of Death Metal.


Source: The AV Club

Odds are you probably have a couple of favorite bands that could put out any kind of album and you’ll like it. Polka, Mathcore, Christian, you name it, you’ll dig it.

Those two bands for me are Queens Of The Stone Age and Eagles Of Death Metal.

Keith Richards once said, “Rockstars aren’t made, they’re born”, at least I’m pretty sure it was Keith, anyways the point is, these guys are real rockstars. They’re the poster boys for machismo! On earth and (by the looks of the cover art) in space as well.

The new album is called Zipper Down, it doesn’t have a release date as of now but it does give us and aliens some new music to look forward to…

Speaking of probing, let’s probe the single.

Compliments of The Ginger Elvis and Boots Electric!

More Impressive: Mike D’s House or His Clean Kids?

mike d kids room

Image: Corcoran Source: Variety

Wow. This is a child’s bedroom?! I’m staring at it like a work of art.

I thought all kid rooms automatically came with drawings, stickers, food, fingerprints on the wall??

No stains on the bedspread?? No lollipop sticks stuck to the curtains?

Maybe they just airbrushed it all out?? Either that or they just shoved everything in the closet ala Monica on Friends.

monica closet

Soooo, if the asking price is $5.7 million dollars, I guess all we need to do now is find 50 roommates and the place is OURS!

What The Heck Is Happening in This Video? Madonna Edition.

Today we are going to analyze the video for the highly anticipated video, Bitch, I’m Madonna.

What is it about? Clearly it’s like one of those speakeasy parties… “Bitch, I’m Madonna” is the password to get in.  Madonna gets lost looking for Beyonce, Katy Perry and Kanye but she finds something even better, SOCK PUPPETS!!! Then she ends up dancing in a closet alone like she always does and then she goes to sleep.

Ps – If you’re having a speakeasy party anytime soon please make “Sock Puppets” the password.

Say it with me ssssssock puppppppets.

Dude, Glastonbury! What Are You Doing?!

As far as I know, the trouble with Glastonbury 2015 all started when they put Kanye West on the lineup and people were pissed…so pissed they signed a petition and at last count that petition was 130,000 pissed-people strong.

kanye petition

Kanye-haters even called in death threats to festival organizers…Yep over music.

Btw do you practice in the mirror before you call in a death threat? Probably right? Loses the effect if you stutter, hang up and have to call back. 

Enter Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters Frontman, residing Mayor of Rock and Roll and fellow Glastonbury headliner…

foo fighter super

Dave sticks up for Kanye, says it’s gonna be “punk rock” for him to step out on the stage because “100,000 could bottle him”  and he has faith Kanye will pull it off, momentarily quelling the crowd.


Wrong…Dave breaks his leg on stage and has to cancel Glastonbury gig per doctor’s orders.

oh damn

Sh*t just got real.

So who did they pick as a replacement for a high energy good time beloved rock band?

A lady who sings lullabies.  Pretty lullabies but lullabies none the less.

Will Kanye rage intensify? or will Florence and her soothing sounds machine calm the crowd??

glastonbury is coming

Good luck Glastonbury, I will pray for you. 


Ps – Dave Grohl wanted me to give you this letter. Click here to read.

What The Heck Is Happening In This Video?

Today we are going to analyze the video for my current music crush, Crystals by Of Monsters And Men

What is it about? Well clearly she’s some kind of magic lady who recycles Christmas decorations into hot chicks. Right?? Has to be.

Ps – Don’t you love how you can always count on Iceland to get a little weird?? I think Bjork would be proud.

The new album is called “Beneath The Skin”. Check it out.

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