“A Sensitive Rap Tribute” To New ‘Responsible Ginger’ Character Crush, Barb Holland.

Source: Rollingstone

SPOILER ALERT. Don’t go any further. Consider this the sign/barbed wire outside of a government facility.

I’m only 4 episodes into Stranger Things and I feel like I’m dodging spoilers like bagged poop on the sidewalk.

What I will tell you is the show has all the elements of 80s movie magic. 4 best friends riding bikes (seriously kids used to ride bikes everywhere in the 80s…no I mean it), walkie-talkies, sneaking out/hiding someone in your room for weeks and your mom doesn’t notice, etc.

It is Netflix GOLD and it is no wonder a character like Barb Holland has become rap tribute-worthy.

Thanks to Dr. Chorizo Productions, responsible mom-jean-rocking gingers are finally getting the respect they deserve!

Btw, if you’re feelin’ the 80s-vibe, check out my 80s hits station. It’s perfect for pool parties whether you invite the popular easy gals, jerk jocks, hot nerds or faceless guys!


Kaleo Wins After Gambling On The One Commercial Without Talking Animals/Babies.

Kaleo‘s “Way Down We Go” is featured in this UK skin care commercial along with world class ballerina, Alessandra Ferri, dancing with a hologram of herself at 19…Between the song and her dancing, I was covered in goosebumps 10 seconds in.

Thanks to the spot “Way Down We Go” is the #1 most shazaamed song in the Uk. It is also edging it’s way up the Weekly Alternative Countdown.

Definitely an ad win. Sorry puppy/monkey/baby.


Katy Perry’s “Rise” Video Is Right On Time Because The Rio Olympic Struggle Is Reportedly Too Real.

Source: AV Club

Olympic determination has taken on a whole new meaning given the problems that have plagued Rio 2016 so far. From robberies to murdering the Olympic mascot, to the death of two people when the Olympic bike path fell into the ocean, to swimming in dead bodies and human feces. Yep you read that right. Oh and let’s not forget the Zika virus.

So thank you Katy for giving Olympians “Rise”. A song that might give them the extra oomph they need right now to finish a race….if that doesn’t do it, maybe these photos of her paddle-boarding with a nude Orlando Bloom will do the trick.

Insert obligatory “Rise” joke here.


Britney Spears’ Male Dancers Perform “True Test Of Trust” On Jimmy Kimmel’s Bed.

Source: Rollingstone

Remember when Rihanna woke up Jimmy Kimmel in the middle of the night? Now it’s Brit-Brit’s turn. Jimmy got a surprise bedroom performance of her latest single “Make Me”! As exciting as it would be to have her bump and grind on your bed, I’m pretty sure her dancers were the real prize.


I could watch this move over and over again for two reasons. 1. Think about yourself doing that move with your friends, would you be that confident? Secondly, for the mesmerizing grace. I hope you too will make it your latest moment of zen.

Snoop Dogg Probably Won’t See “Sausage Party” Thanks To Jimmy Kimmel.

Source: Uproxx

You know the old saying hot dogs are made with “lips and a**holes”? You’ve heard that right? I don’t think any of us believed the process of making weiners was pretty however I’m not sure Snoop got the memo.

If you too felt betrayed, check out this list of worldly cuisine. Those dishes make a hot dog look like an avocado.


Consequently, the new Seth Rogen movie Sausage Party might be out.

Did Justin Timberlake Get “Slapped” Or “Caressed” By This Golf Groupie?

Source: TMZ

Justin was playing in this Celeb Golf Tournament in Tahoe, when this hand reached out from the crowd and touched him!

Most news outlets are saying “slap” but I don’t think “slap” qualifies. Maybe they are describing it that way because it sounds more offensive/dramatic…however there should be no shame in saying you were traumatized by getting caressed JT! Read the details here.

Lesson learned: As much as you want to touch someone, probably best to keep your hands to yourself. My mom used to make me put my hands behind my back in retail stores for that exact reason :/

I Have The Perfect Halloween Costume For Action Bronson Thanks To His Latest “Ancient Aliens” Episode.

Source: Uproxx

In the latest episode of Ancient Aliens with Action Bronson and Friends, it is obvious that Action and Schoolboy Q might be the best kind of house guests.

All they need:

1. A Couch
2. History Channel
3. Chicken
*Pillows/blankets optional

My last house guests stayed for three weeks. On the last day they were in town, they caused a plumbing nightmare aka “poopapocalypse” the likes of which have never been seen :/

Needless to say, I would be happy to host SBQ And AB…so long as AB might entertain one small request…

Since he loves dinosaurs so much, do you think we could get him to dress up like Baby Sinclair for Halloween?


FLOTUS Gets Her “Freak On” In A Coveted Shotgun Seat With James Corden And Missy Elliot.

Source: Jezebel

You don’t realize how lucky you are to rock out in the front seat of a car until you become The First Lady. In this latest episode of Carpool Karaoke, Michelle Obama shares her Secret Service code name, her impressive Beyhive “honey” dance moves and her Missy Elliott lyrical prowess while Missy BEAMS in the backseat <3 I just hope if Melania Trump ever does Carpool Karaoke, someone double checks to make sure she doesn't use any of Michelle's songs. Ugh she'll never hear the end of it.


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