I’d Like MTV To Lower Me Into The Grave So They Can Let Me Down One Last Time.

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Source: Twitter

The following is a completely normal cycle of feels after the announcement that Miley Cyrus is hosting the VMAs.

1. At first you may feel like this…because it makes everything feel so contrived. Last year’s scandal is this year’s host?! Of course it is.

are you fing kidding

2. and then you may feel like this…because this isn’t the first time MTV has let you down…and you keep holding out hope, that one day it will comeback to you and be that awesome network you remember, like a long lost love.

sad-numb

3. and then you may feel like you have to settle because you’re used to handling disappointment.

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4. and then you realize, WHY DO WE CARE?! IT’S A FREE COUNTRY. WE DON’T HAVE TO WATCH IT.

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5. and either The VMAs will reach a new low OR maybe, just maybe, she will keep her tongue in her mouth long enough to say something that will actually make you kind of like her…

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We will find out Aug 30th, 9PM. In the meantime, check out the nominees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harry Potter’s Eminem Karaoke Is Nothing Short Of Magical.

Source: Buzzfeed

Does our little wizard have some rap skillz or what?!

By the looks of this video, two of two things has to happen.

1. We’ve got to find a way to cast Eminem opposite Harry! Maybe as a Defense of Dark Arts teacher?? or maybe Magical Rap is a whole new class at Hogwarts?! JK Rowling is still bangin’ out stories! you know she could just write Em in.

2. Eminem/Harry “Hogwarts” Mixtape.

Awww yissssss.

 

Quick! Let’s Get Married So 2 Chainz Will Play Our Wedding!

Warning: Watching this video could result in marriage, getting Swedish House Mafia stuck in your head and/or purchasing a dream catcher.

 

Ps – Don’t you worrrryy Don’t you worrrryy chiiiiiiiiiild

Probably The Best Disco Lesson In The History Of Disco Lessons.

I don’t want this video to end…in fact if we could tattoo Youtube videos on ourselves, I think I’d go with this.

Foo Fighters Protest: Photos or ‘FOO-TOONS’??

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Source: Fact Magazine Illustration: Francis Desharnais

First of all I never thought I’d see the day when the Foo Fighters had to deal with bad press, yet here we are.

Quebec newspaper, Le Soleil decided not to send a photographer to cover the recent Foo Fighters show at The Bell Centre because the Foo photog policy is crap…or as they put it, “exploitative.” Taylor Swift was recently accused of the same thing.

Basically (if I’m understanding it right and bear with me because I’m really bad at contract-ese) the band will give you credit for the photos once. Only once that is IF they approve them. Then the band owns them and if you see one of your photos used later down the line you’ll have to convince your friends you actually took that shot and they’ll just look at you like, “riiiiiiiiight.”

So Le Soleil  said F that noise and sent a cartoonist instead! Avoiding the photo terms/conditions all together.

GENIUS.  I actually love the Foo Toons… not at the expense of photographer’s rights. I’m just saying I love the drawings…EDIT: is that better Matt/Adam?? Is it more clear that just because I think the cartoon idea was super clever and fun to see doesn’t mean I condone The Foo Photo Policy?? 

Now some would say if you don’t like the terms don’t do the show (EDIT: purely playing devil’s advocate Matt/Adam) and I get it but these days everyone is a “pro photog” thanks to Instagram. That’s a hard pill to swallow for the true professionals who actually know what the heck they are doing with a camera….I wonder if that plays into these lame terms or perhaps the Foo Fighters and other artists are really just hypocritical BASTARD PEOPLE in disguise!

 

To be continued…

 

Taylor Swift’s ‘Well Of Awesome’ Might Be Dry After MetLife Stadium Shows.

Duet with The Weeknd, I Can’t Feel My Face? Check.

I was so honored to share the stage with The Weeknd tonight! @abelxo #1989TourEastRutherford

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

 

Bad Blood Gang Cameo? Check.

The Trinity, Frostbyte, Slay-Z, and Lucky Fiori brought the Bad Blood video to life tonight at #1989TourEastRutherford. Wonder what’s in store tomorrow night..

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

 

Jealous duet/ego boost with vertically-challenged ex-flame? Check.

ANND US WOMEN’S WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS??? Check.

Got to welcome the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team home after their World Cup Victory- I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE THE NICEST.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

 

Expert Panel Assessment?

 

As for what’s next?

Outside of a mid-show menage-a-trois simulation with Katy Perry/John Mayer, a Christmas album with Jon Stewart and/or genuine alien contact, I got nothin.

DonutGate: Uncle Sam Just Deleted His Ariana Grande Playlist.

Source: Huffington Post

Dude, Ariana…So not only were you caught on camera at a donut shop saying how much you “hate America,” but you were licking random donuts that people were going to eat?! I’m no germaphobe, but that is gnarly.

I get that you were coerced by a cute boy (I was insecure in my early 20s too),  I appreciated your apology (posted below) and I believe your words were taken out of context. America has a weight problem! I saw that South Park episode and I bet there are plenty of Americans who now wish they could take back all the hours they watched Victorious just to run around the block instead of contributing to your budding stardom.

You would be nothing without American Donut-lovers. 

Yes I recognize the irony in that there are creeps out there that would pay THOUSANDS for a donut licked by you but payback is a bitch honey…you may not eat much but there’s a good chance what you do eat could be licked! Especially if you continue to be as rude as you were to the cashier at Wolfee Donuts :/

Good lick sister.

“I am EXTREMELY proud to be an American and I’ve always made it clear that I love my country. What I said in a private moment with my friend, who was buying the donuts, was taken out of context and I am sorry for not using more discretion with my choice of words. As an advocate for healthy eating, food is very important to me and I sometimes get upset by how freely we as Americans eat and consume things without giving any thought to the consequences that it has on our health and society as a whole. The fact that the United States has one of the highest child obesity rates in the world frustrates me. We need to do more to educate ourselves and our children about the dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies. We need to demand more from our food industry. However I should have known better in how I expressed myself; and with my new responsibility to others as a public figure I will strive to be better. As for why I cannot be at the MLB show, I have had emergency oral surgery and due to recovery I cannot attend the show. I hope to make it up to all those fans soon. That being said let me once again apologize if I have offended anyone with my poor choice of words.” – Ariana Grande

Tell Muse Not All Drones Are Bad.

Source: Imgur

Not all drones spy, hit and slice…Some just want to fly around with fireworks.

 

Ps – I don’t care that this video is one year old and neither should you…

awesome is ageless. 

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