Slacker 20: NSFW.

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I’m Red, your Slacker 20: NSFW host and proud fellow voyeur!

Grab a pair of protective gloves and join me as we examine some of the most salacious stories in music history.

Like the classical artist who wrote booty songs 250 years before 2 Live Crew?? Or the time two music video co-stars from completely different walks of life, hit it off so well during the shoot, they went ahead and finished what they started AFTER they got caught!

Granted there are probably going to be some stories you already know but I’m going to try to present them using a completely different lens…take an incestual marriage for example, have you ever thought about how awkward it must be trying to introduce your wife when she’s your cousin??

That’s what I’m saying….You might walk away with a whole new opinion.

LISTEN NOW

 

Drake, Kanye and Will Smith Collab On A Diss Laugh.

Is Drake assembling his “Diss Army” for a proper battle with Meek Mills? As you can see, they were yukkin’ it up over Meek Memes backstage at Ovofest.

Now Drizzy might have Kanye and Will but Meek has Nicki Minaj as his Minister of Defense and that might be more than enough. As the saying goes, “men are maybe natural warriors but a woman in battle is truly bloodthirsty.”

Your move Meek…if he can lock in on Carlton, this is anyone’s game.

Maybe Brittany Howard Should Retire Now Before Things Start To Suck.

Source: Rollingstone

If you had to pick ONE person to sing into the same microphone as Paul McCartney, besides yourself, I feel pretty good about Alabama Shakes’ Brittany Howard. What a voice! The first time I saw her live I just kept saying, “THIS IS CHURCH!” over and over. Even though the people around me were annoyed, I think they felt the same way.

Paul brought her out as a surprise during his Lolla headlining set and I’d be willing to bet, she has been doing this victory dance since Friday night.

You have to wonder if it’s even worth her going on after this?? What else is there to do??

Sing while riding a Great White Shark? or maybe put on a show at Atlantis?? (btw the REAL fictional island Atlantis, not the resort…)

Other than that, I got nuthin’.

An Indian Rapper Covers Nicki Minaj To Uncover Unilever’s Toxic Mess.

Source: Huffington Post

Indian rapper Sofia Ashraf put a new twist on “Anaconda” to draw your attention to a mercury spill at a Unilever thermometer factory in Kodaikanal, India.

Sofia says that is the reason so many people in Kodaikanal are sick and the company refuses to take accountability. You can read about it here.

Whether or not you agree with the accusations I think we can agree that Sofia’s rap skillz are pretty impressive and if western rappers were smart, they would hire her backup dancers. ADORABLE.

Hello Without Music Sounds More Like “Restraining Order.”

Source: Mashable

The crappy thing is, if Lionel Richie were stalking you, following you, singing “Hello” everywhere you went, calling you in a sleeveless button down, no one would believe you.

“I’M TELLING YOU LIONEL RICHIE CAME TO MY DANCE CLASS YESTERDAY.”

Why Do We Get The Chills Watching Madonna’s Rebel Heart Tour Teaser?

Can you imagine getting the phone call that you were going on tour as one of her dancers?? Let’s daydream about that today :)

…BECAUSE SECRETLY INSIDE WE WISH WE WERE A DANCEAHHHH.

Demi Lovato’s Video Game Co-Star Killed By Coyotes.

RIP Buddy

Just a couple weeks ago we found out Demi is getting her very own mobile game that allows you to “choose your own adventure” featuring Demi and her dog Buddy. Well scrap that because today we found out Buddy was torn apart by coyotes. Terrible.

Here’s the thing, I’m kind of pissed…ANYONE who lives in the hills of Los Angeles knows you don’t let small dogs run around because of coyotes. You just don’t. My grandparents lived in the San Fernando Valley with Bijons and Yorkshire Terriers and we knew if you left them outside you were asking for it….they aren’t outside dogs…They all pooped inside anyway :/

Hindsight is 20/20. I feel badly for her. Horrible lesson to learn. RIP Buddy.

Oh my gosh and what about the Instagram account she started for him??? Ugh. I can’t even look.

Here is a tribute she wrote if you care to read.

If Ellie Goulding Sings The Bond Theme Song, Can We Call It “Gould Bond”? HeyO.

According to Mashable, people with obviously way more money than you or I have been betting on who will do the new theme song for Spectre, due to hit theaters in November. I don’t know much about bookies, (I tend to gamble on life more than money) but these guys say these are the odds.

Sam Smith 6/4
Adele 2/1
Ed Sheeran 8/1
Ellie Goulding 9/1
Kanye West 20/1

…or were anyway. UK “Bookmakers” William Hill stopped the betting because someone tried to place $23k on Radiohead…yes, 23 thousand dollars.

Ellie Goulding seems to be the most likely given all the hints she’s been droppin’ lately. If they are in fact hints. She tweeted “live and let die” a while back and posted this shot. You can read the significance here.

That’s a wrap!

A photo posted by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on

I’m fine with Ellie, but I think I’d like Radiohead more…now that I’m thinking about it I’d like to hear what FKA Twigs or Janelle Monae could bring to a Bond theme song. I’ll like a Soul Bond over Pop Bond…blame View To A Kill  :/

Who would you like to hear??

 

 

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