Kanye gave back to the vehicle who helped create him/his in-laws with some curbside wisdom about hypocrisy, artistry and “truth” while his wife took advantage of their new baby’s nap schedule.
Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav did a great job for a first time weatherman although he might have a slight crutch to iron out. So instead of letting it bug you, just drink every time he says it, you know what i’m sayin?!
Ps – I miss Strange Love. Where’s Brigitte.
After watching Sacha Baron Cohen reminisce on Conan, it appears a conversation with Liam Gallagher (Oasis frontman and one of Slacker’s most beloved Jerks In Music History), is quite like an alley fight of words…with a chance of violence or at the very least, the threat of it.
So if/when, make sure you are sitting next to Bono and if Sacha starts wearing an eye patch in the near future, you’ll know why.
Ps – I don’t want Liam to ever change and I’m looking forward to his golden years when he stars in GIFs like this.
Tell that jerk in your office who thinks he knows everything about music that YOU were right.
Dave’s Oscar performance did go to his head (just like you said) and now he wants to leave his band of brothers, Pat, Taylor, Chris and Nate to explore an EDM project with the guidance of “Music-Yoda”, Butch Vig. It makes total sense.
In the announcement, you’ll see that The Foo Fighters will go on…just with a different lead singer. Maybe as “The Music Of The Foo”? “Foo 2”? Maybe “98 Foo-grees” or something.
you’ll hear samples of two new DG solo tracks – Phony-Baloney and Me, Me, Me. Both are destined for the top of the charts in fact DG is probably making sweet love to himself while listening to one of them right now!
*If you believe this post, please check out my other shining moments of journalism, Elvis Is Alive, He Lives Under My Bed And The Gentrification Of Hell: Even The Damned Love Applebees
Lorde’s performance at The Brit Awards was classy, modest and a home run. A tough pill for those who collaborated on Lady Gaga’s Bowie tribute at The Grammys.
There was no question that Gaga put her heart and soul into it…she even instagrammed pre-show tears! Why did it feel gaudy and forced? Perhaps it’s because no one can try to be Bowie, I’m not sure you can even channel that guy.
The shame is, you think you look like this
When you really look like this
Unless of course you’re Jemaine Clement….but hey! How would you know unless you tried??
You may not have heard of The Sequence before but they were one of the first female rap groups. Pretty sweet! What’s not sweet, if Uptown Funk really is a rip off of their song Funk You Up. A rep for the group certainly thinks so and according to Gigwise, they are ready to funk Mark Ronson right on up in court.
What do you think?
While Kanye was probably dreaming of another duel with Picasso, Redditors pulled out the ceremonial sharpee known as Photoshop and the result is arguably more endearing than anything Kanye has said in months.
From movie studio logos:
to new IKEA products:
To Sad Keanu and Sleepy Ye.
That’s just the beginning. Click here for more.
For those of you with an upcoming Bar/Bat Mitzvah, deep breath…Don’t feel like you have to one up this for your friends to have a good time. My best friend’s Bat Mitzvah was great because we made up a dance to Grandmaster Flash White Lines, a song about cocaine, in front of her entire family and I made out with one of her cousins. You don’t need Drake. Promise. xo
If you’ve never seen Drake on SNL reminiscing about his own Bar Mitzvah, click here. Hilarious.