Sorry Kanye, Lionel Richie Is Already The King Of Glastonbury 2015.

richie

Source: NME

Lionel Richie dropped the mic and he hasn’t even performed yet!

His tshirts are by far the hottest commodity at the notoriously muddy music festival…Just goes to show it doesn’t take that much to win over Glastonbury after all.

Kanye might want to start thinkin of a mud pun quick. 

ACDC Is The Perfect Soundtrack For A (Movie) Robbery.

No this movie might not be a hit but let me give you a few reasons to see it anyway:

A. The soundtrack…assuming all the songs in the trailer are featured in the movie which they better be, because they are perfect songs for a robbery. Not that I would know because I’ve never robbed an armored truck or anyone for that matter but they seem like they would be perfect in an imaginary sense. Let me quit while I’m ahead :/

B. Zack Galifailknannakknialdks’ page boy wig.

C. Kristen Wiig wearing mom jeans…in fact she might be the only woman on the planet who looks perfect in them.

Totally Worth A Watch: Acoustic Cover Of ‘Beat It’.

Beat It seems like an impossible acoustic song…don’t you need an electric guitar and a smoke machine, red leather and Eddie Van Halen? Not When you’re Miguel Rivera.

Although I do kinda wish there was a dance battle.

The First Rule Of Fight Club Is: No Crying To Your Mommy About Fight Club.

Maybe Sean Padidddle-Daddle Combs saw this in those fateful hours before he assaulted his son’s football coach?? But then again the book is between two kids, not an overzealous sports dad and a football coach.

Maybe Chuck can write another book about how there is “Adult Fight Club” and there’s “Kidz Fight Club” but adults shouldn’t fight kids fights for them…especially when it’s over something stupid like sports or kids will have even more problems when they grow up. The End.

Better To Fest With: “Old People At Bonnaroo” Or Your Friends?

Old People At Bonnaroo from Funny Or Die

Denny, Isolde, Ann and Neil seem WAY more laid back than at least two friends I’ve taken to festivals…who are no longer friends because I took them to festivals.

Maybe we’ve been choosing our festival +1s all wrong?

ISOLDE, CALL ME. I WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU!!

Probing In Progress: New Music From Eagles Of Death Metal.

EoDM

Source: The AV Club

Odds are you probably have a couple of favorite bands that could put out any kind of album and you’ll like it. Polka, Mathcore, Christian, you name it, you’ll dig it.

Those two bands for me are Queens Of The Stone Age and Eagles Of Death Metal.

Keith Richards once said, “Rockstars aren’t made, they’re born”, at least I’m pretty sure it was Keith, anyways the point is, these guys are real rockstars. They’re the poster boys for machismo! On earth and (by the looks of the cover art) in space as well.

The new album is called Zipper Down, it doesn’t have a release date as of now but it does give us and aliens some new music to look forward to…

Speaking of probing, let’s probe the single.

Compliments of The Ginger Elvis and Boots Electric!

More Impressive: Mike D’s House or His Clean Kids?

mike d kids room

Image: Corcoran Source: Variety

Wow. This is a child’s bedroom?! I’m staring at it like a work of art.

I thought all kid rooms automatically came with drawings, stickers, food, fingerprints on the wall??

No stains on the bedspread?? No lollipop sticks stuck to the curtains?

Maybe they just airbrushed it all out?? Either that or they just shoved everything in the closet ala Monica on Friends.

monica closet

Soooo, if the asking price is $5.7 million dollars, I guess all we need to do now is find 50 roommates and the place is OURS!

What The Heck Is Happening in This Video? Madonna Edition.

Today we are going to analyze the video for the highly anticipated video, Bitch, I’m Madonna.

What is it about? Clearly it’s like one of those speakeasy parties… “Bitch, I’m Madonna” is the password to get in.  Madonna gets lost looking for Beyonce, Katy Perry and Kanye but she finds something even better, SOCK PUPPETS!!! Then she ends up dancing in a closet alone like she always does and then she goes to sleep.

Ps – If you’re having a speakeasy party anytime soon please make “Sock Puppets” the password.

Say it with me ssssssock puppppppets.

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