Atlas Genius Went “Undercover” On The AV Club To Give You A Brooding Blowfish.

Source: AV Club

Remember in 1997 when you said you’d rather pour broken glass in your ears than hear “Only Want To Be With You” by Hootie and The Blowfish again?

Well 21yrs later, Atlas Genius comes around with a cover that makes it tolerable! I think. Maybe. Cautiously optimistic.

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

#FRESHFRIDAYSHOW Ep. 20 Ft. Jaeo Draftpick

ALL NEW!!! Join myself and the homie DENNIS BLAZE in the mix for the latest #FRESHFRIDAYSHOW Week 20 Edition w/ Special Guest JAEO DRAFTPICK! #STREAM a dope mix of Hip-Hop & RnB On-Demand HERE! Available for DOWNLOAD (Right click & save). Check this week’s track list below…ENJOY!!!

HOLY ROLY POLY: The Saints And The Sinners At Met Gala 2018

MADONNA OBVI.

BLESSED BE! 2 CHAINZ POPS THE QUESTION.

LAMBO!

MORE TEMPTING, APPLE OR NICKI.

SOLANGE

ARIANA WON’T CONFESS SO…

ST PETER BETTER HAVE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK

Donald Glover On SNL: The Man Is A Savage Swiss Army Knife Of Skill *And I Know Where He Got His “80s Music Video” Sketch Blade.

When I say “Swiss army knife” I’m not talkin’ about the kind that makes your hand shake because you’re tryin’ to get your finger nails in that GD little groove in hopes of pulling out ONE blade…aka every Swiss Army Knife. Donald Glover is the kind that comes equipped with a blade for each ability and emotion that he can effortlessly evoke and he pulled them all out on last Saturday. As host and musical guest he made you laugh, dance and think.

THINK/DANCE: “This Is America” – flip over the light melody and you’ll see the real reflection of our culture. He performed it on SNL, but watch the official video for the full effect.

LAUGH/DANCE: “Friendos” – Migos goes to therapy and I can’t stop saying “skeet skeet.”

KANYE: This one will make you laugh and cry on the inside because it’s about all of us.

DANCE/LAUGH: “80s Music Video”

As someone who cannot remember jack sh*t…let’s take a moment to celebrate my brain for pulling this from my “80s music idiot savant brain file” without one google search.

You Thought Janelle Monae’s Dance Moves On The Voice Were Filthy? Wait Til You See This.

You thought you had to “rush children from the room” on Tuesday night?! When Janelle Monae was “thrusting sex in your face” on The Voice… and even though her dancers were wearing pink tights, they looked “BARE-REARED” to those who want to believe women have hot pink skin! *all real complaints.

Well WAIT TIL YOU FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS FILTH.

Celine Dion was gracious enough to lend her angelic pipes to the new Deadpool 2 Soundtrack only to have her performance sullied by a familiar smart ass backup dancer.

Ps – I can’t wait to see this movie. In theaters May 18th.

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Only $20 To See A Concert And No Sneaky Fees? Happy National Concert Week.

Kinda tough to trust an offer like this but if we take too long thinking about it we might miss out. Live Nation is celebrating National Concert Week with $20 “all-in” tickets and check out the list of artists and click here for more info. Ps – let me know if you see anything about donating a pinky toe in the fine print.

That Happened: Will Smith Was Locked In A Utility Closet With Michael Jackson And This Story Is Everything You Want It To Be.


Source: Uproxx

I can honestly say if you were ever shoved in a closet because a murderous record exec was on a rampage, you’d want Michael Jackson there. The King of Pop was a natural when it came to crisis management.

So settle in bc this story is nuts.

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TDE Championship Tour Training Video Is So Intense, It Makes Crossfit Look Like “Walk It Off With George Foreman.”


Source: Variety

Get a glimpse of the physical and mental conditioning that it takes to create a TDE CHAMPION…and behold as they train for glory.

(Please tell me they have the workout video for sale at the merch stand.)

The Championship Tour Dates

May 04, 2018 Vancouver, BC
May 05, 2018 Auburn, WA
May 06, 2018 Ridgefield, WA
May 08, 2018 Oakland, CA
May 10, 2018 Los Angeles, CA
May 11, 2018 Los Angeles, CA
May 13, 2018 San Diego, CA
May 14, 2018 Phoenix, AZ
May 15, 2018 Albuquerque, NM
May 17, 2018 Dallas, TX
May 18, 2018 Austin, TX
May 19, 2018 Woodlands, TX
May 22, 2018 Tampa, FL
May 23, 2018 West Palm Beach, FL
May 25, 2018 Atlanta, GA
May 26, 2018 Raleigh, NC
May 27, 2018 Virginia Beach, VA
May 29, 2018 New York, NY
May 30, 2018 Wantagh, NY
Jun 01, 2018 Bristow, VA
Jun 02, 2018 Hershey, PA
Jun 03, 2018 Darien Lake, NY
Jun 05, 2018 Mansfield, MA
Jun 07, 2018 Hartford, CT
Jun 08, 2018 Camden, NJ
Jun 09, 2018 Saratoga Springs, NY
Jun 12, 2018 Toronto, ON
Jun 13, 2018 Detroit, MI
Jun 15, 2018 Tinley Park, IL
Jun 16, 2018 Burgettstown, PA

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