BALLER ALERT: A Rapper Learns To Cowboy Up, While His Horse Tries Not To Laugh.

Source: Complex

Rick Ross could not be any more precious trying to mount this horse. If you’ve ever tried yourself, you know, it looks easier than it is, especially with an audience. (I was bucked off a horse the first time I tried…humiliating story for another time)

BUT, you know what you gotta do…

First, get yourself a proper cowboy name, get back on that horse and “bounce it up.”


Mariah Carey’s Empire Cameo Proves Why You Can’t Handle The Music Business.

Because no one would choose to wear a leotard with pantyhose to work. Case Closed. Your argument is invalid.

Source: Complex

Hopefully we can add Kitty and Jamal’s duet to the Empire Soundtrack and yes you might see more Kitty on Empire! Click here to read more.

Ps – Please tell me I’m not the only nerd who loves the song and please tell me I’m not the only nerd who waves my hands like Mariah while singing it.

Wait! Before You Buy That Sexy Piece Of Pizza Costume, Chance The Rapper Might Have A Better Idea.

Kit Kat has a new cat just in time for Halloween and yes, you should dress up as Chance The Kit Kat Cat!!

He’s purrrrfect.

Source: EW

Smart Move Kit Kat….Smart Meow-ve.

Twenty One Pilots’ Tyler Joseph/Lin Manuel Miranda = Brothers From Another Mother?

First of all, I take back what I said in The Weekly Alternative Countdown about BOTH Tyler and Josh looking like Lin Manuel Miranda.

HOWEVER, after further evaluation, I maintain Tyler and Lin do. Not sure if it’s facial structure or what…but couldn’t Tyler pass for younger half-brother or cousin??


Ps – No I am not high.

Maybe I just want to see it since they are doing SNL together? Or maaaaaybe, you’ll see it this Saturday night??

Bruce Springsteen Writes An Absent Note For A 5th Grader. Fingers Crossed “Principal Brown” Is Equally As Cool.

Have you noticed how attendance seems to be a bigger deal these days? Schools are so militant about it, parents freak out wondering if they’re going to get punished by the office too. So all the more awesome that The Boss wrote an absent note for Michael Fenerty. I just hope Principal Brown let him slide…

Pardon, I’m completely projecting my anxiety. For those of us who were always on the dean’s radar, turning in an absent note always felt like this.


Pop, Rap And Rockstars Designed NFL Team Shirts So You Should Probably Stop Everything & Shop.

Eminem Did Detroit.

*Photos Source: Teespring

Fergie Did Miami.


KISS did NY.


Click here to see them all.

Which ones are your favs? Which ones are terrible? Which ones make no sense? Feel free to comment/vent.

Ps- this is how I felt when I saw Allen Stone/Seattle.


A Popstar Gets Arrested In The Nude For The Sake Of Democracy.

Source: NME

Something tells me if anyone does show up naked to the polls, they might not be as attractive as Katy Perry so bring some hand sanitizer and ignore the person in line making bad election puns…because you know there is always one.

it’s usually me.

Just make sure you vote and check out my Slacker 20: Pop Vs. Politics. A historical look at a notoriously bad relationship.

Weekly Alternative Countdown ‘Heroes’ Will Make You Ask, “Why Haven’t I Done This Yet?”


Source: NY Mag

Every week I like to point out a “hero” of the week. It’s a lighthearted hero but a hero none the less. This week it was the couple who requested photos of Jeff Goldblum and got them. Read all about it here.

A. Who would you want photos of in your hotel room?

B. What music/song would complement Jeff Goldblum?

C. Remind me to tell you about The Goldblum Water Ballet. Yes, I did witness the glory.

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