2016 Stache King: Joywave’s Dan Armbruster Or Saint Motel’s Aaron Sharp?

Ladies and Gents, it looks like we’ve got ourselves a good old fashioned Mustache Duel.

In one corner, The Undefeated Stache King and Joywave Mastermind, Dan Armbruster!

dan armbruster stache duel


In the other, New Stache Contender and Saint Motel’s Classically Trained Guitarist, Aaron Sharp!

aaron sharp stache

*Mustache has to be current to qualify, unapproved trimming and/or shaving will result in disqualification



(it is “rumble” right? all of a sudden that sounds wrong to me)


Quite Possibly The Most Awesomely Weird Headline Translation Ever.

Milky Chance

Source: HNA

I figured I would do a search for an update on Milky Chance and found this article.

Either I’m not up to speed on German slang or this translation is way off.

Any ideas as to what “Bald With A Giant Plate” could mean?? All are welcome because I got nothin.

Let’s listen to Milky Chance and ponder the possibilities.

Pretty Much Everyone Thinks Radiohead’s James Bond Theme Song Is Better Than Sam Smith’s And Now It’s Awkward.

Source: Flavorwire

So now we find out Radiohead composed a theme song for Spectre and director Sam Mendes decided to pass.

I don’t know how you turn down Radiohead but okay…no offense to Sam Smith obviously… it’s just, ya know, Radiohead. Sam has to be thinking the same thing. Especially now that a fan put the music to the opening sequence.

Let’s go back and listen to 007 Radio *shameless plug* and daydream about what could have been.

Just In Case You Ever Wondered, “Who Was That Crazy Cop In Robin Schultz’ Sugar Video?”

His name is Nathan Barnatt, although you may know him as “Keith Apicary” because of this painfully awkward Kimberly Cole audition that made the rounds a few years ago.

The guy is hilarious. Prepare to cringe.

I hope his videos put a big borderline-weird smile on your face like the one on mine right now.

I’ll leave you with his victory dance. Enjoy!

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Makes You Wonder If Taylor Swift Will Trademark “New Lady” too.

Source: Uproxx

This is an interesting turn of events…remember how Calvin Harris was seen leaving a massage parlor not too long ago? Well now it appears Taylor is moonlighting as a masseuse in Dubai.

or at least that’s what this promo card would have you believe.

Although it’s not cool to use a celebrity image especially for a handsy service, I actually feel kinda sorry for Magic Touch…anyone oblivious enough to use a celebrity image for a business probably doesn’t realize the legal wrath of Taylor’s legal squad.

Something tells me this won’t have a happy ending.

HeyO. Get it? Massage parlor? Happy “ending”??….forget it :/



Source: Mashable

No really, these socks actually pause the show you are watching when you fall asleep so there’s really no need to ever leave the couch again.

Click here to see how the sorcery works and btw if you don’t drink wine while you Netflix & chill, just pretend that “Pinot Noir” is code for the poison of your choice.


Will Taylor Swift Trademark Her Trademark Facial Expression?

Today I begin my 26th year of freaking out over stuff.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Source: SomeEcards.com

With Taylor expanding her ever-growing list of trademarked words/phrases ie:

* This Sick Beat
* Swiftmas
* 1989
* Blank Space

One has to wonder if she will start owning facial expressions too?

She could own this one for sure, as anyone can see she has been doing it longer and way more often than you.


Cops! Time Travel! Warrior Princesses! And A T Rex! #EverythingYouCouldEverWantFromThe80s

Be Warned! I can’t remember if there’s nudity but there is definitely a lot of violence.

You probably saw this movie a year ago because you are cool but I just saw it for the first time recently and it was beyond rad. So on the chance you haven’t seen Kung Fury, watch it and then let’s turn on 80s Hits and practice sweet kung fu moves in the basement…or on the front lawn because that’s how we did in the 80s.



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