David Spade’s latest Coachella-shaming video might be the funniest thing he’s starred in since Benchwarmers. In it, he exposes the music festival’s ugly truth with one benefit a VIP wristband can’t buy, scathing candor.
But hey Coachellans, if it’s any consolation, you’re still really good looking and you don’t have to worry about a job until you’re like what, 35?? So who cares what Spade thinks.
Did you ever go through a phase when you didn’t like Prince? I did.
Which sucked because I remember the first time I heard “Let’s Go Crazy” and how I couldn’t take my eyes off this little man doing the splits in stilettos…but as time went on I started hearing more stories and I loathed his blatant narcissism. How dare he tell people they couldn’t look him in the eye. Do you remember that? If not, read this.
However thanks to the following hilarious stories, I started to appreciate that little purple pain in the ass, his outlandish idiosyncrasies and his music…. all over again.
Obligatory Charlie Murphy/Dave Chappelle “True Hollywood Stories” reenactment.
Update! Jimmy Fallon’s Ping Pong Challenge!
Finding Nemo and Prince will always be synonymous to Questlove.
Kevin Smith and his need for a Prince translator.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to celebrate his eccentric life by listening to Prince DNA and crying purple tears.
Most of us would show up…what, 5 hours before an award show performance? Make sure you know the script, the song, where to stand, etc. with enough time left over to stress/freak out properly.
Not Lil Wayne.
He shows up 5 min before the curtain goes up, doesn’t know the song or how to play the guitar.
Enter Green God/Marijuana Yoda, Wille Nelson….who calmly shows him how to play two chords and it’s showtime.
Check out the video above because the story gets even better but it is not for the meek… and as much as some of us wish we could share a peace pipe with Willie, we are self-aware enough to know that we would turn into Will Ferrell/Old School with a tranq dart to the neck and never forgive ourselves.
Sturgill wrote it for his son and you don’t have to be Sturgill’s son to fall in love it…It’s a tasty combo platter of country and soul, smothered in wisdom and a Nirvana cover to boot. Check it out and let me know what you think.
If you aren’t at Coachella either, it appears we are missing a continuation of Taylor Swift’s 1989 tour the euphoria of realizing the artist you are “WOOO”ing for is going to bring out a massive surprise guest only to make you WOOO even louder!
This might be the one music video that you can watch and whole-heartedly say, “I dance better than that” and while Aziz’s’s’s Master of None co-host Eric Wareheim is great with his endearing first grade tap dance choreography, doesn’t this kinda make you miss Tom and Jean-Ralphio?