80s R&B Star Billy Ocean Is Back And Your Mom Is Gonna Trip When She Sees How Good He Looks.

Source: EW

You may not know Billy Ocean but he used to melt some serious panties back in the day. He showed up on Jimmy Fallon to promote his new album looking “simply awesome.”

Seriously just show this to your mom and watch her eyes light up…while you’re at it, get to know 80s Hits. A magical decade of music.

How JLo’s Butt Could Revolutionize Hypnotherapy.

You’re getting sleepy….

G.O.A.T. @JLO ummmm… I'm gonna go see the show AGAIN! So I can learn to perfect this move… Haaa. Such an incredible performer. Love her. Loved the show! #JLoVegas #AllIHave #Boricua #Wepa

A video posted by Adrienne Bailon (@adrienne_bailon) on

Source: Cosmopolitan

Attention Hypnotherapists. After watching the video above, no one should have to go back to a spinning wheel.


Listen To ANTI The Way Rihanna Listens To ANTI For The Low, Low Price Of 9k.

rihanna ANTI

Source: Twitter

So thaaaat’s what is taking so long with Rihanna’s new album! D&G had to make her a crown complete with headphones so she could listen to ANTI properly. Understandable.

Fingers crossed it will sound as good with $8 earbuds :/


There Is No Way This Is Chelsea Handler’s Worst Interview.

Source: Vulture

Chelsea says Justin Bieber was trying to flirt with her?? I say bullsh*t.

I’d like to point out in the interview above, Biebs is 17 and she’s the one joking that they’re dating.

In this next interview, poor Biebs looks scared.

Can you blame him? Did you read what 50 Cent said about her in bed??.


If anything maybe this was just a way to see if we’d fall for it and talk about her. If that’s the case, it worked.

Most interviewers would describe their “worst” interviews as humiliating/cringe-worthy nightmares that couldn’t be erased from your memory with the strongest mind bleach. Remind me to tell you about Kiss, Mutemath, Jonah Hill. No bueno.

So keep thinking Chelsea, I’m sure you’ve got something better than that.

Questlove Has PTSD Thanks To Prince And A Pixar Flick.

Source: Vulture

If you’re going to DJ for Prince, forget lugging all the records and just bring Finding Nemo.

It’s Gonna Be Hard To Top The Present That These Ethiopian Kids Got Dave Grohl For His Birthday.

Source: Billboard

In celebration of Dave’s 47th birthday, a perfectly awesome Peace Corps teacher made a video of his students singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and the result is beyond precious. Because as we all know, Grohl is the great equalizer.

So how can you celebrate Dave’s birthday? Well, you could listen to The Dave Grohl Top 33 and daydream that he is you best friend (with benefits)? That’s what I plan to do anyways 🙂


“If You Haven’t Heard About David Bowie, Look Him Up MotherF*ckers.” – Madonna.

Source: Rollingstone

Well-said Madge. Well-said.

No shame in not knowing about him but it’s better to be willing to learn about a musical genius than be the ignorant jerk with a “so what he was old” attitude…sadly I did see that comment on an article and that person is to be pitied.

The good news is, it is never too late to learn and you just might find a new hero!

So if you want to get schooled, might I recommend checking out:

The David Bowie Top 33
David Bowie DNA

9 Steps To Help You Cope With the Death Of David Bowie.

bowie mugshot
Source: Mashable

1. “Dammit Why didn’t I see him live?”
3. “I gotta go to Brixton.”
4. “That baby in Labyrinth never knew how lucky he was just hanging out on Bowie’s lap.”
5. “Who looks that hot in a mugshot?? No one…the answer is no one.”

Struggling with the death of this artistic juggernaut the likes of which have never been seen?? I get it.

Here are some articles that may improve/enrich your cycle of grief**:

Step 1. Turn on The David Bowie Top 33, Bowie’s last album Blackstar, which happens to be our Album Of The Week and/or David Bowie DNA.

Step 2. Read the “lusty scrap” story behind his dialated eye.

Step 3. Read what it was like to interview him and add a “Bowie-Joke” to your arsenal.

Step 4. Watch this hilarious scene from Extras…again because it is that good.

Step 5. If you like Ricky Gervais, read how Bowie influenced him.

Step 6. Watch 1000s of people dancing in the streets of his hometown to celebrate his life. Think about that. Most of us would be thrilled to know our existence compelled one person to dance after we die…Bowie?? THOUSANDS.

Step 7. Remember this brilliant quote which may not be original but does put things in perspective because at the end of the day, we are pretty f*cking lucky.

Step 8: Check out that style!

Step 9: Watch Labyrinth…again.


**Disclaimer: There are a million fantastic articles/stories/experiences out there about him and I am well aware I didn’t even scratch the surface…these are simply some of the ones that made me smile and I’m hoping they do the same for you.

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