Quite Possibly The Most Awesomely Weird Headline Translation Ever.

Milky Chance

Source: HNA

I figured I would do a search for an update on Milky Chance and found this article.

Either I’m not up to speed on German slang or this translation is way off.

Any ideas as to what “Bald With A Giant Plate” could mean?? All are welcome because I got nothin.

Let’s listen to Milky Chance and ponder the possibilities.

Pretty Much Everyone Thinks Radiohead’s James Bond Theme Song Is Better Than Sam Smith’s And Now It’s Awkward.

Source: Flavorwire

So now we find out Radiohead composed a theme song for Spectre and director Sam Mendes decided to pass.

I don’t know how you turn down Radiohead but okay…no offense to Sam Smith obviously… it’s just, ya know, Radiohead. Sam has to be thinking the same thing. Especially now that a fan put the music to the opening sequence.

Let’s go back and listen to 007 Radio *shameless plug* and daydream about what could have been.

Just In Case You Ever Wondered, “Who Was That Crazy Cop In Robin Schultz’ Sugar Video?”

His name is Nathan Barnatt, although you may know him as “Keith Apicary” because of this painfully awkward Kimberly Cole audition that made the rounds a few years ago.

The guy is hilarious. Prepare to cringe.

I hope his videos put a big borderline-weird smile on your face like the one on mine right now.

I’ll leave you with his victory dance. Enjoy!

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Makes You Wonder If Taylor Swift Will Trademark “New Lady” too.

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Source: Uproxx

This is an interesting turn of events…remember how Calvin Harris was seen leaving a massage parlor not too long ago? Well now it appears Taylor is moonlighting as a masseuse in Dubai.

or at least that’s what this promo card would have you believe.

Although it’s not cool to use a celebrity image especially for a handsy service, I actually feel kinda sorry for Magic Touch…anyone oblivious enough to use a celebrity image for a business probably doesn’t realize the legal wrath of Taylor’s legal squad.

Something tells me this won’t have a happy ending.

HeyO. Get it? Massage parlor? Happy “ending”??….forget it :/

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WHAT A TIME TO BE LAZY AND ALIVE.

Source: Mashable

No really, these socks actually pause the show you are watching when you fall asleep so there’s really no need to ever leave the couch again.

Click here to see how the sorcery works and btw if you don’t drink wine while you Netflix & chill, just pretend that “Pinot Noir” is code for the poison of your choice.

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Will Taylor Swift Trademark Her Trademark Facial Expression?

Today I begin my 26th year of freaking out over stuff.

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With Taylor expanding her ever-growing list of trademarked words/phrases ie:

* This Sick Beat
* Swiftmas
* 1989
* Blank Space

One has to wonder if she will start owning facial expressions too?

She could own this one for sure, as anyone can see she has been doing it longer and way more often than you.

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Cops! Time Travel! Warrior Princesses! And A T Rex! #EverythingYouCouldEverWantFromThe80s

Be Warned! I can’t remember if there’s nudity but there is definitely a lot of violence.

You probably saw this movie a year ago because you are cool but I just saw it for the first time recently and it was beyond rad. So on the chance you haven’t seen Kung Fury, watch it and then let’s turn on 80s Hits and practice sweet kung fu moves in the basement…or on the front lawn because that’s how we did in the 80s.

LET’S GO.

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Kendrick Lamar May Want To Bring A Wheelbarrow To The 2016 Grammys.

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Source: E Online

Kendrick Lamar could sweep The 2016 Grammys thanks to 11 nominations! Taylor Swift and The Weeknd have 7 nods each (not too shabby). I’m pullin’ for Kendrick and The Weeknd…I think we can agree Taylor has enough.

However I’ll be watching on February 15th for one category and only one.

Best R&B Album…and all I can say is Leon Bridges better win or ELSE.

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Here are the nominees:

Album of the Year
Alabama Shakes, Sound and Color
Kendrick Lamar, To Pimp a Butterfly
Chris Stapleton, Traveller
Taylor Swift, 1989
The Weeknd, Beauty Behind the Madness

Song of the Year
Kendrick Lamar, “Alright”
Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”
Little Big Town, “Girl Crush”
Wiz Kahifa feat. Charlie Puth, “See You Again”
Ed Sheeran, “Thinking Out Loud”

Record of the Year
D’Angelo and the Vanguard, “Really Love”
Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars, “Uptown Funk”
Ed Sheeran, “Thinking Out Loud”
Taylor Swift, “Blank Space”
The Weeknd, “Can’t Feel my Face”

Best New Artist
Courtney Barnett
James Bay
Sam Hunt
Tori Kelly
Meghan Trainor

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Florence + The Machine, ” Ship to Wreck”
Maroon 5, “Sugar”
Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars, “Uptown Funk”
Taylor Swift feat. Kendrick Lamar, “Bad Blood”
Wiz Khalifa feat. Charlie Puth, “See You Again”

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Tony Bennett & Bill Charlap, The Silver Lining: The Songs of Jerome Kern
Bob Dylan, Shadows in the Night
Josh Groban, Stages
Seth MacFarlane, No One Ever Tells You
Barry Manilow (& Various Artists), My Dream Duets

Best Pop Vocal Album
Kelly Clarkson, Piece by Piece
Florence + The Machine, How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful
Mark Ronson, Uptown Special
Taylor Swift, 1989
James Taylor, Before This World

Best Dance Recording
Above & Beyond feat. Zoë Johnston, :We’re All We Need”
The Chemical Brothers, “Go:
Flying Lotus feat. Kendrick Lamar, “Never Catch Me”
Galantis, “Runaway (U & I)”
Skrillex and Diplo With Justin Bieber, “Where Are Ü Now”

Best Rock Performance
Alabama Shakes, “Don’t Wanna Fight”
Florence + The Machine,”What Kind Of Man”
Foo Fighters, “Something From Nothing”
Elle King, “Ex’s & Oh’s”
Wolf Alice, “Moaning Lisa Smile”

Best Alternative Music Album
Alabama Shakes, Sound & Color
Björk, Vulnicura
My Morning Jacket, The Waterfall
Tame Impala, Currents
Wilco, Star Wars

Click here for a full list and watch the show on February 15th.

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