Cautiously Optimistic That Adele’s New Record Might Not Induce Open-Mouth Crying.

Source: NYTimes

It’s like we’ve been living on cotton candy and someone finally gave us a Wagyu steak!

Adele is back and she will release “25” on November 20th.

As you may know, Adele has named her albums after the age she was when she wrote them. There was “19”, then “21” and now, “25.”

Which is so hard to believe. I was never that mature or classy at 25.

She’s like the Meryl Streep of Music…

Adele wrote an open letter to fans about the album and how 25 was a turning point in her life.

“My last record was a break-up record and if I had to label this one I would call it a make-up record, I’m making up with myself. Making up for lost time. Making up for everything I ever did and never did.”

You can read more here.

My advice is to brace yourself. She can say its a make up record but her voice always seem to have a perfect tinge of heartache and considering her track record, I have a feeling a few of us might spend this winter like this.

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Stay strong Adele fans. I’m right there with you. Click here and add it to your “Tears” Playlist.

How Easy Are Drake’s Dance Moves In Hotline Bling? Why Even White People Can Do Them!

Woke up to this tweet from comedian Davon Magwood and winced while trying to find Hotline Bling as fast as I could…

“How bad could it be??”

:/

Now I could mock Drake for stealing moves from Jazzercise but why? Maybe bad dancing the latest ironic trend! Like man buns or pumpkin spice suppositories?

and if so, count me IN.

You watch something like Uptown Funk and you know it’s gonna take us awhile learn…years.

But the moves in Hotline Bling? With a little practice, white people could easily get down by Thanksgiving…2016.

On behalf of rhythmically-challenged caucasians, Thanks Drake!

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Let’s Hope Gwen Stefani’s New Song Is The Last About Gavin Rossdale.

Source: Billboard

You know how you feel when one of your friends marries someone you know isn’t good enough for them but you don’t say anything because it isn’t your place? Well that’s how I’ve always felt about Gwen and Gavin…but I never said anything….primarily because i don’t know her :/ but still!

As you know there are two sides to every story and I’m sure Gavin isn’t terrible, it’s just time to move on.

She debuted Used To Love You at a show in NY and it’s good…from the heart, like the Don’t Speak of 2015.

However we wouldn’t be a true friend to Gwen if we didn’t give her a little Tough Love:

YOU LISTEN HERE GWEN.

YOU’RE A STUNNING BEAUTY. YOU DESERVE A NEW LOVE.

YOU GET UP, BRUSH YOURSELF OFF, GET A TINDER PROFILE AND GET BACK IN THE GAME. 

STOP SINGING ABOUT GAVIN. OKAY?

AS SWEET BROWN SAYS…

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Obama Endorses Kanye For President…Kind Of.

Source: Marketwatch

How hard is it to be president, honestly?? All you gotta do is figure out how to handle the budget, education, health care, military, environment, pro-lifers, pro-choicers, gun enthusiasts, anti-gun advocates, lobbyists, oil, Wall Street, Putin and North Korea…and throw a few parties.

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Oh! and Kim Kardashian can work on a “Take-Care-Of-Your-Selfie” campaign…or something.

I may have left a few things out but we still have time to get it all figured out. More importantly, let’s start decorating The White House.

Ellie Goulding Risks Losing Sports Bra/Spandex Demo In The Name Of Comedy.

Source: Billboard

Aussie comedy troupe, Skitbox recruited Nike Brand Ambassador, Ellie “F*cking” Goulding for their latest viral video which targets those who have a habit of wearing workout clothes…even when they’re not working out….

Seriously why do they do it? Is it fashionably lazy? or an excuse for wearing revealing clothes in the name of a healthy lifestyle??

I don’t know but if I spent $100 on a pair of spandex pants, you bet your sweet ass I ‘d wear them everywhere too :/

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Grammys-Shmammys. There Is No Bigger Honor Than A Kid Who Names His Prosthetic Legs After You.

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Source: Time Magazine

Teejay is proof that music gets you thru the tough times…Eminem did end up seeing the picture thanks to all of Teejay’s fans 🙂 and sent him an autographed cd of Recovery with a note that said, “To: Tee Jay – Saw ur pic [and] read ur message! Thanks 4 the support!” You can read the full story here.

Although I wish Em had written just a liiiiiittle bit more for Teejay’s sake, a response is better than no response. I’m still hopeful that Em will keep in touch with Teejay and perhaps hook his biggest fan up with tix to a show and backstage passes.

DO YOU HEAR THAT MARSHALL BRUCE? HOOK THE BOY UP WITH SOME GD TIX AND A CHANCE TO MEET YOU. HE NAMED HIS GD LEGS AFTER YOU.  Please/thx! Love you, mean it! xoxo

In the meantime, if you or someone you know is also going thru a tough time, why not check out Recovery and get inspired by both Em and Teejay.

Diamond Dave Dishes On The Moves That Made Bono And Bon Jovi.

Source: UltimateClassicRock.com

Not only do you get a Diamond Dave dance lesson in this video but he fills you in on “The Half-Jesus” and “The Double-Jesus.”

Two signature moves that made two legends.

Please learn/practice them, and pay them forward the next time you hear any of these bands. Maybe at a party, DEFINITELY at work.

You’re welcome.

Girls Rock Summer Camp? Yes Please.

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Source: Pitchfork

So you may have heard me on 80s Hits, talking about this Girls Rock Camp Foundation. The campers got to recreate album covers and now they are selling them to raise $ for their grant drive. Check these out! <3 them! and btw, not only do they have camps across the country, THEY HAVE CAMPS FOR ADULTS.

So maybe you AND the little girl in your life can go? If nothing else, let’s just daydream about summer camp…

I went to Cali-Camp every year. Big summer camp nerd. Best summers ever.

I AM A C, I AM A C-A, I AM A C-A-L-I-C-A-M-P-E-R. 

(I forget the rest)

 

 

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