Let’s Play A Game Called, “Frat Hazing Scandal OR Madonna Stage Cameo??”

Source: Spin

Gagging on a banana of booze, surrounded by a circle of men while getting spanked, with spectators cheering the ringleader on sounds like the making of a terrible news story.

Nope! Just the latest tour stop for Madonna!

She has made quite the routine out of her Unapologetic Bitch show-closer, taking Taylor Swift’s “Welcome to the stage…” Next level.

Both can clearly be cringe-worthy on opposite ends of the spectrum. Taylor is gonna talk about herself and what it’s like to be besties with her…typical 25yr old stuff.

while Madonna’s stage antics might cause Requiem For A Dream-like PTSD.

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Good luck!

The One Thing Missing From Gwen Stefani’s Hotline Bling.

Source: Vulture

There is no question Gwen crushed karaoke buuut how much would you have loved if Gwen pulled out this one

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Lesson learned? No Hotline Bling karaoke is complete without attempting Drake’s signature awkward dance moves.

Set your ego aside and go for it and no you are not allowed to try to make them look good.

Next time Gwen.

BEHOLD THE GLORY OF PRINCETAGRAM.

CLOSE UP

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Source: Princetagram

 

Remember when Prince hated everything about the interwebs?? I mean loathed…and wasted a whole bunch of time and purple energy trying to remove all of his pics from fan pages?

Well “His Royal Badness” has had a change of heart and I am happy to report, he is officially on Instagram.

We’re talkin’  dramatic poses! dramatic hairstyles! and some serious manscaping goals!

click here for the proper Princetagram soundtrack and Take a peek.

Ps – This shot is my personal fav because you just KNOW it’s taken from the inside of his spaceship.  

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Cautiously Optimistic That Adele’s New Record Might Not Induce Open-Mouth Crying.

Source: NYTimes

It’s like we’ve been living on cotton candy and someone finally gave us a Wagyu steak!

Adele is back and she will release “25” on November 20th.

As you may know, Adele has named her albums after the age she was when she wrote them. There was “19”, then “21” and now, “25.”

Which is so hard to believe. I was never that mature or classy at 25.

She’s like the Meryl Streep of Music…

Adele wrote an open letter to fans about the album and how 25 was a turning point in her life.

“My last record was a break-up record and if I had to label this one I would call it a make-up record, I’m making up with myself. Making up for lost time. Making up for everything I ever did and never did.”

You can read more here.

My advice is to brace yourself. She can say its a make up record but her voice always seem to have a perfect tinge of heartache and considering her track record, I have a feeling a few of us might spend this winter like this.

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Stay strong Adele fans. I’m right there with you. Click here and add it to your “Tears” Playlist.

How Easy Are Drake’s Dance Moves In Hotline Bling? Why Even White People Can Do Them!

Woke up to this tweet from comedian Davon Magwood and winced while trying to find Hotline Bling as fast as I could…

“How bad could it be??”

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Now I could mock Drake for stealing moves from Jazzercise but why? Maybe bad dancing the latest ironic trend! Like man buns or pumpkin spice suppositories?

and if so, count me IN.

You watch something like Uptown Funk and you know it’s gonna take us awhile learn…years.

But the moves in Hotline Bling? With a little practice, white people could easily get down by Thanksgiving…2016.

On behalf of rhythmically-challenged caucasians, Thanks Drake!

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Let’s Hope Gwen Stefani’s New Song Is The Last About Gavin Rossdale.

Source: Billboard

You know how you feel when one of your friends marries someone you know isn’t good enough for them but you don’t say anything because it isn’t your place? Well that’s how I’ve always felt about Gwen and Gavin…but I never said anything….primarily because i don’t know her :/ but still!

As you know there are two sides to every story and I’m sure Gavin isn’t terrible, it’s just time to move on.

She debuted Used To Love You at a show in NY and it’s good…from the heart, like the Don’t Speak of 2015.

However we wouldn’t be a true friend to Gwen if we didn’t give her a little Tough Love:

YOU LISTEN HERE GWEN.

YOU’RE A STUNNING BEAUTY. YOU DESERVE A NEW LOVE.

YOU GET UP, BRUSH YOURSELF OFF, GET A TINDER PROFILE AND GET BACK IN THE GAME. 

STOP SINGING ABOUT GAVIN. OKAY?

AS SWEET BROWN SAYS…

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Obama Endorses Kanye For President…Kind Of.

Source: Marketwatch

How hard is it to be president, honestly?? All you gotta do is figure out how to handle the budget, education, health care, military, environment, pro-lifers, pro-choicers, gun enthusiasts, anti-gun advocates, lobbyists, oil, Wall Street, Putin and North Korea…and throw a few parties.

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Oh! and Kim Kardashian can work on a “Take-Care-Of-Your-Selfie” campaign…or something.

I may have left a few things out but we still have time to get it all figured out. More importantly, let’s start decorating The White House.

Ellie Goulding Risks Losing Sports Bra/Spandex Demo In The Name Of Comedy.

Source: Billboard

Aussie comedy troupe, Skitbox recruited Nike Brand Ambassador, Ellie “F*cking” Goulding for their latest viral video which targets those who have a habit of wearing workout clothes…even when they’re not working out….

Seriously why do they do it? Is it fashionably lazy? or an excuse for wearing revealing clothes in the name of a healthy lifestyle??

I don’t know but if I spent $100 on a pair of spandex pants, you bet your sweet ass I ‘d wear them everywhere too :/

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