If You Are Chosen To Do A Bowie Tribute At An Award Show, Do It Like This.

Source: Billboard

Lorde’s performance at The Brit Awards was classy, modest and a home run. A tough pill for those who collaborated on Lady Gaga’s Bowie tribute at The Grammys.

There was no question that Gaga put her heart and soul into it…she even instagrammed pre-show tears! Why did it feel gaudy and forced? Perhaps it’s because no one can try to be Bowie, I’m not sure you can even channel that guy.

The shame is, you think you look like this

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When you really look like this

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Unless of course you’re Jemaine Clement….but hey! How would you know unless you tried??

Uptown Funk Accused Of Sounding A Lot Like Every Song From The 70s.

Source: Gigwise

You may not have heard of The Sequence before but they were one of the first female rap groups. Pretty sweet! What’s not sweet, if Uptown Funk really is a rip off of their song Funk You Up. A rep for the group certainly thinks so and according to Gigwise, they are ready to funk Mark Ronson right on up in court.

What do you think?

Reddit Reveals Kanye West Is 50% More Influential/Tolerable When He Is Asleep.

So today we went baby shopping with @johnlegend & @chrissyteigen Kanye & North were a little too quiet. We found them passed out in the middle of the store #TheRealLifeOfPablo

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

Source: Mashable

While Kanye was probably dreaming of another duel with Picasso, Redditors pulled out the ceremonial sharpee known as Photoshop and the result is arguably more endearing than anything Kanye has said in months.

From movie studio logos:

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to new IKEA products:

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To Sad Keanu and Sleepy Ye.

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That’s just the beginning. Click here for more. 

 

Drake Knows When That Hora Bling, Crashes Bat Mitzvah Like A Mensch.

Source: Stereogum

For those of you with an upcoming Bar/Bat Mitzvah, deep breath…Don’t feel like you have to one up this for your friends to have a good time. My best friend’s Bat Mitzvah was great because we made up a dance to Grandmaster Flash White Lines, a song about cocaine, in front of her entire family and I made out with one of her cousins. You don’t need Drake. Promise. xo

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If you’ve never seen Drake on SNL reminiscing about his own Bar Mitzvah, click here. Hilarious.

Let Prince Inspire Your Next Passport Pic.

Source: Twitter

Next time, think “Prince” and you are guaranteed to have a photo you will show off for the next 10 years.

Cupid Came Through After All With The Musical Equivalent Of Diamond Pendant/Acromegalic Teddy Bear.

Source: Vulture

Remember when you were walking down the street alone on Valentine’s Day and you got that look of pity from that happy couple as if you were disabled for being single?? Well little did they know that Cupid did not forget about you.

So as it turns out when Dave Grohl was laid up in the hospital with a broken leg last year, Lionel Richie sent him 500 muffins. In return Dave gifted Lionel/all of us with a cover of one of Lionel’s greatest hits at The MusiCares Person of the Year tribute concert for Lionel AND DAVE SMUSHED IT. As in he crushed it but since it’s muffins….forget it :/

More importantly, how would you feel about a Dave Grohl 80s R&B Hits cover album? Let’s spend a large portion of our day fantasizing about the possibilities.

You Are Gonna Kenny Loggins All Over Yourself When You Find Out Who Did The Theme Song For Johnny Depp’s Mock Trump Movie.

Funny Or Die Presents "The Art Of The Deal" Theme Song with Kenny Loggins from Funny Or Die

Source: Funny or Die

When Johnny Depp plays Donald Trump along side an A-list cast, there’s only one 80s soundtrack maestro that is going to do the theme song justice.

Click here to watch the full movie

Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie from Funny Or Die

Try To Identify These 29 Stars Dramatically Reading Justin Bieber’s “Sorry”.

Source: Uproxx

No not all of them are sincere but the ones who are?? Wow. ‘Bieber Spoken Word’ is some serious Sundance sh*t.

Now gather your co-workers/friends and see how many actors you can identify because it’s a fun game that can waste a lot of time.

ex: “that’s Johnny Depp’s Daughter..who the hell is that British guy? OH OH AND THAT’S THE GUY FROM BREAKING BAD.”

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