Snoop Dogg Probably Won’t See “Sausage Party” Thanks To Jimmy Kimmel.

Source: Uproxx

You know the old saying hot dogs are made with “lips and a**holes”? You’ve heard that right? I don’t think any of us believed the process of making weiners was pretty however I’m not sure Snoop got the memo.

If you too felt betrayed, check out this list of worldly cuisine. Those dishes make a hot dog look like an avocado.

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Consequently, the new Seth Rogen movie Sausage Party might be out.

Did Justin Timberlake Get “Slapped” Or “Caressed” By This Golf Groupie?

Source: TMZ

Justin was playing in this Celeb Golf Tournament in Tahoe, when this hand reached out from the crowd and touched him!

Most news outlets are saying “slap” but I don’t think “slap” qualifies. Maybe they are describing it that way because it sounds more offensive/dramatic…however there should be no shame in saying you were traumatized by getting caressed JT! Read the details here.

Lesson learned: As much as you want to touch someone, probably best to keep your hands to yourself. My mom used to make me put my hands behind my back in retail stores for that exact reason :/

I Have The Perfect Halloween Costume For Action Bronson Thanks To His Latest “Ancient Aliens” Episode.

Source: Uproxx

In the latest episode of Ancient Aliens with Action Bronson and Friends, it is obvious that Action and Schoolboy Q might be the best kind of house guests.

All they need:

1. A Couch
2. History Channel
3. Chicken
*Pillows/blankets optional

My last house guests stayed for three weeks. On the last day they were in town, they caused a plumbing nightmare aka “poopapocalypse” the likes of which have never been seen :/

Needless to say, I would be happy to host SBQ And AB…so long as AB might entertain one small request…

Since he loves dinosaurs so much, do you think we could get him to dress up like Baby Sinclair for Halloween?

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FLOTUS Gets Her “Freak On” In A Coveted Shotgun Seat With James Corden And Missy Elliot.

Source: Jezebel

You don’t realize how lucky you are to rock out in the front seat of a car until you become The First Lady. In this latest episode of Carpool Karaoke, Michelle Obama shares her Secret Service code name, her impressive Beyhive “honey” dance moves and her Missy Elliott lyrical prowess while Missy BEAMS in the backseat <3 I just hope if Melania Trump ever does Carpool Karaoke, someone double checks to make sure she doesn't use any of Michelle's songs. Ugh she'll never hear the end of it.

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Idris Elba Accepts Dance Challenges Thanks To His Macklemore “Dance Off” Collab. Consequently Elba Fans Wish For “Clothes Off” Track.

You’ll hear actor Idris Elba on the Macklemore/Ryan Lewis track “Dance Off”. He explained to Jimmy Fallon that because of that, he gets challenged quite a bit. Even in the bathroom.

Source: Uproxx

Then he played Box Of Microphones with Jimmy. Not only looking delicious singing Desiigner but Lionel Richie too.

Firstly, those of us who have lusted after Idris Elba since he played Stringer Bell on The Wire, get first dibs on our imaginary boyfriend.

Secondly, if you have lusted after Idris Elba since he played Stringer Bell on The Wire, his appearance on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon may result in you superimposing his photo with yours in a barrage of couples photos.

And C…if you could write a song called “Clothes Off” maybe Idris would entertain that random challenge too? Now. Do it now. Please/thanks!

YUNO IDRIS

Coldplay Welcomes Marty Mcfly To The Stage! Leaving 80s Movie Nerds To Ponder/Obsess On Cameo Possibilities.

Source Entertainment Weekly

Coldplay kicked off their US tour in New Jersey making dreams come true! His son, Moses requested that they sing something from his favorite movie, Back To The Future. But they had something better up their sleeve…Michael J. Fox joined them to perform both “Earth Angel” and “Johnny B. Good”!! Which means George was somewhere in the parking lot cleaning Biff’s clock.

SO….what if this is the theme of the whole tour?? What if every show includes an 80s movie star cameo? Now this is purely imagination/speculation so don’t get too excited but WHAT IF.

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Check out 80s Hits and debate the possibilities.

Clever Puns Wanted For Twenty One Pilots Inspired Cookbook. Culinary Skills Not Required.

What started as a joke for members of the Twenty One Pilots subreddit has become a legit Kickstarter campaign.

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Source: Reddit

“We thought it would be a fun project to create a TOP-inspired cookbook, which we could then give to TOP (somehow…we can figure that out later). Two recipe ideas we thought of were Drum(sticks) For Hands and Heavydirtysoup. We thought whoever wanted to join in could pick a song and create a recipe based on that song. We could then compile the recipes and make it into a cool book. If we get enough people on board, I think it could be a fun summer project for the clique!”

Click here to get the fully story.

Naturally I’ve been obsessing on potential dishes…or maybe just the puns since I can’t cook but still.

Twenty One Pie-lots? CurryFace? How about Tyler Pizza “Dough”-seph? Get it?? Joseph, Dough-seph? Forget it :/

At least I’m thinking geez.

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Jack Antonoff Is In A Great Indie Flick You May Have Ignored Because Your Mom Said She Wanted To See It.

Source: New York Times

Maybe you can’t relate to an older lady who falls in love with a younger dude at work scenario but I’m pretty sure we can all relate to the painful awkwardness of falling in love with someone who is seemingly out of your league for one superficial reason or another…so if you can relate with that, you’ll love Hello My Name Is Doris. Some of us relate with it a little too well :/

You get Sally Field (Americana movie perfection for basically the last 50 years), Max Greenfield (New Girl charmer extraordinaire) and surprise! Jack Antonoff, who you might know as the former Fun guitarist? Bleachers frontman? Perhaps Taylor Swift’s 1989 writing ace? Or Lena Dunham’s boyfriend? That’s okay too. He has a bit part as a the frontman of a band called Goya Baby and the Nuclear Winter. You’ll recognize some other actors too but I don’t feel like looking up all their names.

Your mom is right! This movie is hopelessly precious and I’m embarrassingly behind.

Consequence Of Sound has a far more eloquent synopsis and here is the proper trailer. Let me know what you think.

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