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I have an overactive imagination, a knack for awkwardness and I really think Kristen Wiig might be using me as the inspiration for some of her movie characters. Ps - I love music so much I would marry it.

The Met Gala Will Make You Appreciate The Luxury Of Sweatpants.

Poor Rihanna.  Initially you see her Met Gala gown and think, “How exquisite!”…then you start thinking about the reality. Schlepping that train around…not to mention 4 train handlers?? NOPE NOPE NOPE.

A lot of people said it looked like the yellow brick road although I thought it looked more like a fancy plane evacuation slide.

exhibit A

Then you come to find out she changed her outfit two more times that night?? Click here to see those outfits….Meanwhile you know she can’t walk anywhere because it’s literally an obstacle course of screaming fans and photographers in your face and she’s got to some how navigate in what looks to be a less than comfortable pair of shoes….Let me go ahead and strike a NOPE!

Ps – Rhi Rhi, next year you are cordially invited to join me on my couch for The F That Gala. It’ll be way more fun. Promise.

Ghost Town: What Makes This A Sexay Video.

  • There’s somethin dramatic about black and white…dramatic = sexay.
  • Adam Lambert doesn’t look like he’s waxing his eyebrows as much and that is sexay.
  • All of the dancers seems exceptionally limber….which is sexay.
  • That bald chick is HOT….and sexay.
  • No one looks good in diamondnets and/or fishnets without underwear except for the girl wearing diamondnets without underwear in this video.

Verdict: SEXAY. 

**And check out Adam’s new album “Original High” on June 16th.

To Do List: Work On Beyonce Covers. Get Record Contract With Beyonce.

All this time we’ve been singing Beyonce songs at Karaoke Caturday Matinee when we should have been perfecting our Beyonce covers on Youtube. Click here and get to know the girls who might bey next in line to the throne.


The National Anthem, Jamie Foxx Style.

For those of us who love Jamie Foxx and can’t sing “The Star-Spangled Banner”, we were pretty pleased with his rendition at The MayPac Fight…however for those of us who weren’t, here are some things to consider:

Maybe it sounded better if you were actually there?

Maybe it sounded better watching it live on PPV and not in a crappy video on Monday morning?

Or maybe it would have sounded better if he were singing it as “Wanda”?? Arguably the second-best character in his entire career.  Click here if you never knew or perhaps forgot the awesomeness that is Wanda.


An Awkward Introduction…Because Aren’t They All?


Whenever you go anywhere that requires one of these stickers…you know you’re gonna walk away with a story. Whether it’s a first day of school, a first day on the job, or your first Agalmatophilia Anonymous meeting…You’re you’re taking a chance and leaving your comfort zone behind! It could be terrible or it could be awesome.  You might even make a new friend??…and then that awkward introduction will become legend.

Sooo….I’m Red! Nice to meet you. I host Alternative Hits/Alternative/80’s Hits/Party Hits/Music News here at Slacker. I’m a big fan of music/art/sushi and weirdos are my heroes.

Let’s be friends!

Ps – My name tag is crooked for realistic effect.

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