Seriously the longer you look at it, the better it gets.
Add a soundtrack of any of the Electric Daisy Carnival compilations for next level effect.
I have questions…
1. How is this teacher going to know it’s really Taylor?
2. He should have been more specific because hypothetically speaking if she does call, don’t you kind of want a little chit chat? Not just a “hi, bye”?
3. Is Taylor the best option? How about a hour long conference call with Dave Grohl and Bill Murray??*
*I’m pretty sure I’ll obsess on this for a majority of the day.
We are going to channel Circe Nightshade and Azrael Abyss for World Goth Day 2015… a depraved day of despair!!
Play Love Song first, it’s my fav.
Later we can read Edgar Allen Poe aloud…and relish the ravenous ramblings of a madman!
I just have to be home by 5 because my parents are having a bbq
SO WITHOUT FURTHER A DO…..
FOLLOW ME DOWN THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF GLOOM AND DOOM!
Dude when that crane gets to work he’s gonna definitely one-up his coworkers with this story.
“So I’m flying along and this huge gust of wind comes right…and I’m like, ‘woah where am I??’ The next thing I know I’m staring at two tigers…damn wind blew me right into the tiger enclosure. WTF. I’M SCREWED. So I figure, what have I got to lose? I spread my wings chasin’ them around yelling, ‘COME AT ME.’ I stare ’em straight in the eye and I start doin’ a couple moves I saw in a Bruce Lee flick and then they think I’m that douche, David Cross from Kung Fu Panda….Whatever. That was the turning point….now I’ve got hand and they’re asking me if I’ll get Angelina Jolie’s autograph?! So I’m like, “Surrrrre. I’ll call her when I get home.” and that’s when the zookeeper came in!! So I yell ‘SO LONG SUCKERS!’ and I got the hell out of there.”
You’ve probably stared at the glory of this photo before.
To see a God like Robert Plant comfortably hold a dove that flew to him during a concert?? because doves only fly to Gods.
He even looks comfortable in very uncomfortable jeans?? Something only a God could do.
But today I noticed something new…His ability to make puffy short sleeves actually look hot.
Makes you wonder if Robert Plant starred in Ghostbusters…Totally different ending.
Speaking of Mr. Plant, listen for the Led Zeppelin Top 33 starting Monday, June 1st!
I saw this today on Imgur and like any horror movie fan I was intrigued. Unfortunately very few of my friends like to be scared so I’ve been texting “Watch this. Great short movie. Hilarious” all day.
I’m pretty sure I will have less friends thanks to my diabolical prank.
Enjoy and sweet dreams!
Killer Mike of Run The Jewels, sat in with Bill Maher to talk about Bill O’Reilly’s latest claim, Christianity is running out of believers because of Hip Hop music.
Mike should take O’Reilly under his wing and give him a taste of the lifestyle. Get him some ice to wear, a custom grill, maybe take him on a motorcycle ride with a hot honey?? Seriously O’Reilly would love it. It’s the typical “fear what you don’t know” mentality ….He just needs to experience it.*
Next thing you know O’Reilly will be begging to star in a Run The Jewels’ music video!
*Pardon the stereotypical lifestyle suggestions…like anything else, I’m sure the reality is probably much more mundane, but I think you should play it up a little bit.