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I have an overactive imagination, a knack for awkwardness and I really think Kristen Wiig might be using me as the inspiration for some of her movie characters. Ps - I love music so much I would marry it.

This Lando Rap Spoof Begs For A Childish Gambino Concert At Mos Eisley Cantina.


Source: The Verge

WARNING: NSFW language!

Watch it before Disney pulls it…

I thought it was real too. or maybe I just wanted it to be but alas…it came from the brilliant mind of Comedian/Writer Demi Adejuyigbe. Demi does a spot on impression of Donald Glover’s rap persona, Childish Gambino circa his 2011, Camp album.

Glover will play the galaxy’s sexiest gambler, Lando Calrissian, in the upcoming installment, Solo: A Star Wars Story .

Here’s the equally impressive legit trailer.

ANNNND here are my Star Wars Stories, on the chance you haven’t heard these behind the scenes gems.

Halsey Shares Harrowing Poem Of Familiar “Secrets” At The 2018 Women’s March.

Halsey revealed painfully honest personal experiences in the form of a poem called “A Story Like Mine” because she is precious and “doesn’t know how to do a speech unless it rhymes.”

Yet as bold and heart-breaking as her poem was, you’ve heard those stories before.

Either from a friend or family member, whispered with the prayer it won’t be repeated.

That’s what makes her poem so bittersweet.

And how validating to know you weren’t the only one.

Thank you Halsey.

David Byrne Covers Bowie And Madonna With Choir! Choir! Choir! AND IT WILL FILL YOUR HEART WITH HAPPINESS. NO REALLY. IT’S LIKE MAIN-LINING PURE JOY.

Source: Consequence of Sound

What makes Choir! Choir! Choir! so special? Maybe because it’s not for the pros. Its for anyone and everyone. You just need to show up and sing from your heart. The result is breath-taking and it will cover you in frisson. That’s french for “aesthetic chills” and if music gives you the chills, you should click this link and read about that because it is pretty special.

So….David Byrne happens to be a huge fan of Choir! Choir! Choir! and Saturday night in New York…he showed up.

Watch Choir! Choir! Choir! with David Byrne singing “Heroes” at New York’s Public Theater.

And “Borderline” too. Don’t try to fight that smile. Resistance is futile.

You ready to sing?? ME TOO. Check out the Choir! Choir! Choir! Tour.

Post Malone Terrifies A Hygienic Ghost On Ghost Adventures.


Source: XXL

Post Malone visits a haunted slaughterhouse with The Travel Channel’s paranormal investigators only to find a screaming ghost that claims the rapper is unsanitary. While he thinks the ghost is after him, maybe the ghost was the one trying to run? Maybe they misinterpreted “I touched him”? Maybe the ghost is freaking out bc they can’t find Purell?

Wouldn’t be the first time given his awkward St. Louis stage dive :/

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Celine Dion Handles A Pickled Handsy Fan Without Security Because She Is Celine Dion.


Source: Noisey

Moving fwd, let’s use “Celine Dion” as a new term for all class.

Ex: “We’re gonna walk in there and Celine Dion the joint.”

What If A Good Year Is All Determined By A Mariah Carey NYE Performance?

Move over Punxsutawney Phil… Mariah Carey might be the next superstitious tradition!

Think about it…2017 wasn’t that great of a year and we all remember Mariah’s 2017 performance :/

Fast Forward to 2018 and she slayed…WITHOUT HOT TEA.

Source: Uproxx

Only 364 days before we can officially put MIMI DAY in motion.

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Katy Perry’s Dog Could Be A QVC Fashion Model Thanks To A Superfan’s Handmade Creation.

This is the handmade “Witness” ensemble Katycat Samantha Bolton wore when she met Katy a couple months ago…


Source: TMZ

And Samantha came thru on her promise to make a sweater for Katy’s Dog, Nugget.


Source: TMZ

WOULD THESE DOGGIE DUDS NOT CRUSH QVC?

And when Samantha does get a QVC contract, Nugget has got to be her spokesmodel. Must.

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Does God Want Run The Jewels To Be The New Mayor Of Flavortown?


Source: Uproxx

When i first saw this my brain thought that Run The Jewels was going to do an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives …No not yet but Anthony Troli discovered that “Legend has It” perfectly syncs up with the DDD intro.

So it’s clearly a sign that God thinks RDJ should appear on the show. Maybe Killer Mike/El-P will make Guy Fieri more tolerable? Unless God wants RDJ to take over DDD? See this is the thing with God, always kinda vague.

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