TMZ reported Drake and Serena were spotted tongue-wrestling in Cincinnati.
I’m sure the rest of the world is like
Not me! Whenever I see Serena all I can do is marvel at her muscles.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE THAT STRONG?! SHE’S A GLORIOUS MACHINE.
Maybe Serena would appreciate the fact that I don’t need to see them make out like everyone else?? That’s gotta be refreshing right?
I just want an arm-wrestling video. In fact, I’d settle for a thumb war.