Is Ed Sheeran Doomed To A Life Of “Nice”?

You probably knew that Ed’s fans are called “Sheerios” but I did not until today and all I could do was shake my head. He seems so sweet, so kind (reminds of Samwise Gamghee for my fellow LOTR fans) and I’m sure you’re thinking, “What’s wrong with always being nice??” because no human is always nice and when that becomes the expectation, it gets old. Real old. Do I really need to remind you of all the other celebrities that have cracked under that kind of pressure?

The one day he’s a little grumpy, some fan and her mom are gonna say, “WE THOUGHT ED SHEERAN WAS A NICE GUY BUT APPARENTLY WE WERE WRONG!” or worse, Ed might completely go off the rails!

Tired of a life of nice, Ed’ll start being a jerk for sport.. Ie: mocking Sheerio tears, parking in handicapped spots, making babies cry, maybe even urinating on your flowers.

Next thing you know, Ed is playing the evil wizard in Grublets On Ice….freaking out, announcing to the audience he’s a “human onion” and puking in his mask….

and if/when it does happen, you’ll remember this post and his puke will be on our hands, you AND me.

Red

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