I’ll Endorse Your Shampoo On One Condition-er.

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Selena Gomez is the new “Face of Pantene” which really makes no sense because shouldn’t she be the new “Hair of Pantene”?

Then again why ask questions when they’re paying you 3 million dollars to pimp hair care?

I’ll tell you why “fine print.”

What happens when she goes to a salon? They usually don’t carry Pantene…Does she have to bring her own?  What if one of her so-called friends switches out her shampoo? You can’t trust Hollywood people!  These are all questions Selena better ask up front because if they’re paying her that much you know there’s some serious fine print.

Ie: Pantene reserves the right to shave Endorser’s head and steal Endorser’s wigs in the event Endorser is caught using any other hair product brand.

Ps – I use NouNou. Tell them I will gladly do an endorsement but only if my commercial can be like Billy Madison in the bathtub.

Red

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