Post Malone Terrifies A Hygienic Ghost On Ghost Adventures.


Source: XXL

Post Malone visits a haunted slaughterhouse with The Travel Channel’s paranormal investigators only to find a screaming ghost that claims the rapper is unsanitary. While he thinks the ghost is after him, maybe the ghost was the one trying to run? Maybe they misinterpreted “I touched him”? Maybe the ghost is freaking out bc they can’t find Purell?

Wouldn’t be the first time given his awkward St. Louis stage dive :/

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Celine Dion Handles A Pickled Handsy Fan Without Security Because She Is Celine Dion.


Source: Noisey

Moving fwd, let’s use “Celine Dion” as a new term for all class.

Ex: “We’re gonna walk in there and Celine Dion the joint.”

What If A Good Year Is All Determined By A Mariah Carey NYE Performance?

Move over Punxsutawney Phil… Mariah Carey might be the next superstitious tradition!

Think about it…2017 wasn’t that great of a year and we all remember Mariah’s 2017 performance :/

Fast Forward to 2018 and she slayed…WITHOUT HOT TEA.

Source: Uproxx

Only 364 days before we can officially put MIMI DAY in motion.

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Katy Perry’s Dog Could Be A QVC Fashion Model Thanks To A Superfan’s Handmade Creation.

This is the handmade “Witness” ensemble Katycat Samantha Bolton wore when she met Katy a couple months ago…


Source: TMZ

And Samantha came thru on her promise to make a sweater for Katy’s Dog, Nugget.


Source: TMZ

WOULD THESE DOGGIE DUDS NOT CRUSH QVC?

And when Samantha does get a QVC contract, Nugget has got to be her spokesmodel. Must.

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Does God Want Run The Jewels To Be The New Mayor Of Flavortown?


Source: Uproxx

When i first saw this my brain thought that Run The Jewels was going to do an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives …No not yet but Anthony Troli discovered that “Legend has It” perfectly syncs up with the DDD intro.

So it’s clearly a sign that God thinks RDJ should appear on the show. Maybe Killer Mike/El-P will make Guy Fieri more tolerable? Unless God wants RDJ to take over DDD? See this is the thing with God, always kinda vague.

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James Corden And Harry Styles Make Santa’s Saucy List With A Christmas Karaoke Smooch.

Source: EW

The Late Late Show Host jumps into a montage of holiday magic with all the stars who have graced his commute over the past year. Bruno Mars, Pink, The Foo Fighters, Kelly Clarkson, Fifth Harmony…

And come to find out Christmas carols can be quite the aphrodisiac! Sooo why not give it a go for yourself?

Get in the car, turn up Santa’s playlist and see what happens. (A mistletoe car air freshener tree can’t hurt either)

How much you want to bet Corden is staring off into space right now…thinking, “wait did he pull away first or did I?”

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James Corden Reminds Us That You Never Want To Be The Backstage Superfan.

You’ve never been this awkward and obnoxious… have you?

Nah.

Taylor Swift’s Poem About Emotional Downsizing, Summed Up In A Someecard.

Taylor skipped the interview for her British Vogue cover and decided to write a poem instead because life can be hard and sanity seems to be a pretty good goal.

The Trick to Holding On

Let go of the ones who hurt you
Let go of the ones you outgrow
Let go of the words they hurl your way
as you’re walking out the door
The only thing cut and dry
In this hedge-maze life
Is the fact that their words will cut
but your tears will dry

They don’t tell you this when you are young
You can’t hold on to everything
Can’t show up for everyone
You pick your poison
Or your cure
Phone numbers you know by heart
And the ones you don’t answer any more

Hold on to the faint recognition in
the eye of a stranger
As it catches you in its lustrous net
How quickly we become intertwined
How wonderful it is to forget
All the times your intuition failed you 
But it hasn’t killed you yet
Hold on to childlike whims and moonlight
swims and your blazing self-respect

And if you drive the roads of this town
Ones you’ve gone down so many times before
Flashback to all the times
Life nearly ran you off the road
But tonight your hand is steady
Suddenly you’ll know
The trick to holding on
Was all that letting go

Taylor Swift

Source: British Vogue

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