“Kanye West Soap Opera” Proves Yeezy’s Lyrics Could Save “Days Of Our Lives” From Cancellation.

Source: Uproxx

I want to believe James Corden recruited Bryan Cranston, Reggie Watts, Jessical Biel and Giovanni Ribisi for this sketch using only Kanye West lyrics (well mostly Kanye West lyrics) to send a message to NBC. Start incorporating rap lyrics into the script and Days Of Our Lives doesn’t have to die!

Not only does it work, I haven’t been this captivated by a soap opera since Marlena was possessed.

You could even give Kanye a role. No he won’t stick to the script but they would still be his words so it counts.

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The Couch Is The Star In This Bob Moses Interview…Or Is It A Loveseat?

Source: Forbes

If you listen to The Weekly Alternative Countdown, you know I scour the interwebs in search of nuggets of information. It may look like nothing at first but by the time I’m done with it, it’ll be a fine piece of pyrite.

Take for example this interview with Canadian/New York duo, Bob Moses. As I said on the countdown, it isn’t the questions or the answers that make this interview, it’s the couch.

Forbes has always represented intelligence/luxury to me. I guess because they always tout an intellectual quote for 5-4-3 seconds before displaying the page you are looking for and they always count up the highest paid people in the world… so I guess that’s why the background stuck out more than the interview itself.

These were the thoughts that went thru my mind:

  • Would that be a couch from your mom’s basement or a frat house?
  • I guess it could be expensive… but doesn’t that one guy looks like he’s sinking? Giving the illusion it’s worn down…are they in an RV?
  • 4 men squished together, sinking into a couch while trying to give a pro interview.
  • Make that 3 men squished, Tom Howie seems to be quite comfortable, completely unaware how tight the other guys are.
  • Is it a couch?? it might be a loveseat.

Thank you to Brian Hernandez, Bob Moses and Forbes. I certainly don’t mean any disrespect. In fact out of all the boring interviews I watch, this was probably the most entertaining one I’ve seen in awhile. I hope you go next level in 2017 by doing all of your interviews on a single lawn chair.

Fans Want A Gucci Mane Book Club After Guwop Gets Real On ESPN About Addiction And The Book That Spoke To Him In Prison.

Source: Twitter

Mad respect for Gucci Mane and his honesty on ESPN’s Highly Questionable. The rapper got deep with Bomani, Dan and Papi about his past life of pain. From his paranoia to drying out to reading James Allen 1903 book, As a Man Thinketh.

I thinketh Gucci needs a book club. I’m serious. Move over Oprah. GMBC is a book club I would join.

Ps – How badly do you wish you could have been there when someone explained “lean” to Papi?

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Coachella 2017: Yes, You Should Try To Buy A Ticket In The .03 Second Window Before Ticket Bots Jack Them All.

Source: Variety

Normally the Coachella lineup is released and you daydream about going….then Bryce  a few friends will pick it apart saying why the lineup sucks…and as negative as that sounds, it’s actually a coping skill.  Hating on Coachella snaps you out of actually wanting to go because realistically you know it will sell out before you ever had a shot. Why? BECAUSE BOTS. No really. Click here for a sobering read about ticket brokers/bots and how they happily devour your ticket dreams.

This year is slightly more depressing because the lineup is so damn good…and you know Beyonce wants you to be there!

So give it a shot, why not??

Someone has to get those tickets in the .03 window right??

Good luck…and if you see someone on the side of the road hitchin’ to the desert Shirley Temple-style, it’s me. So pull over.

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By The Looks Of The Smiles, Lil Wayne Brightened The Holidays In A Big Way For Children’s Hospital Of New Orleans.

Source: Lil Wayne HQ

According to Lil Wayne HQ, Kiron is a New Orleans native, “who was shot on December 9th and is currently paralyzed from the waist down after having a bullet stuck in his spine.” Kiron may have an uphill climb but you gotta believe in a guy with a smile like that. It’s enough to give Nola a power outage <3

A rep for Weezy told XXL, “The purpose of the visit wasn’t for any special reason or for publicity. He just had it on his heart to visit these kids in hopes to brighten up their holiday.”

Run The Jewels Consider Next Level Marketing Ideas Like Album Pills And Faking Their Own Death On Portlandia.

Source: Complex

Killer Mike and El-P give you a glimpse of the game known as a “record drop”…btw, I loathe when someone says “drop” and I realize they all do but it sounds like music people trying way too hard :/ but not as hard as Carrie and Fred in this strategy meeting!

The good news is you won’t have to crap out a USB to listen to their new album, all you have to do is click here.

Watch George Michael Effortlessly Crush “Somebody To Love” In Front Of David Bowie. No Pressure.

Source: Uproxx

(Seal is the guy next to Bowie although personally Bowie would be more intimidating)

Back in 1992, George Michael, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Robert Plant, Elton John, Axl Rose and a bunch of other artists did a tribute for Rock Zeus, Freddie Mercury. The video above is from a rehearsal for that tribute.

‘I never want to dance again’ for awhile either…but at least we can listen to George and remember the talent that was.

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PLEASE LET THIS BE THE LAST RIP BLOG POST UNTIL 2020. GOT IT DEATH? THAT WOULD BE FAIR AFTER WHAT YOU DID IN 2016.

“WHO IS CHOPPING ONIONS?!” These Photos Of Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom At Children’s Hospital Are What It’s All About.

Source: E Online

While some celebs were taking selfies, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom visited kids who will spend their holiday at Children’s Hospital LA.

The pop queen and her sweetheart dressed up as Santa/Mrs. Claus, visiting and singing with patients…some who were too sick to leave their room.

By the looks it, the kids gave K&O something you can’t get from money or fame.

Click here for the photos and don’t be surprised if your heart explodes.

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